Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Nearly Every League of Legends Player Quickly Regrets Eating Pre-Game Hot Pepper
5	5 Vote	What's Country-Fried, Buttery, and Smells Like Rotting Flesh Is Blooming Right Next to Pearl Harbor and a Gun Store…With a Bat
5	5 Vote	A Simple Joke About Jessica Simpson's Dad
5	5 Vote	Marty McFly & Doc Brown Explain Warlords of Draenor's Confusing Timeline
5	5 Vote	The World Needs a Killing Spree, or Twelve
5	5 Vote	Pokemon Aren't the 99 Percent
5	5 Vote	Isn't It Sad When We Touch Objects Instead of Facing the Truth?
5	5 Vote	Ohio State May Name Emergency Room After Abercrombie & Fitch's Dumbass CEO
5	5 Vote	Watch a 3-Minute Clip About ... Well, Not This
5	5 Vote	Clinically Depressed Rob Pattinson Cavorts With Models in New Music Video Complete With Construction of Empty Soulless Towers
5	5 Vote	I Don't Even Read This!
5	5 Vote	Student Debt Is Officially a Thing
5	5 Vote	Conan O'Brien Plays Atari: This May Be Harming Endangered Blue Whales
5	5 Vote	This Speech Is Nothing but Words
5	5 Vote	Boy Does Pokemon's Professor Oak Have Some Very Serious Questions
5	5 Vote	Kids Now Living in a Vat of Algae
5	5 Vote	Fez Confirmed for Super Street Fighter IV Balance Patch
5	5 Vote	NSFW: Colonel Sanders Response to Fear, Terror, and Hatred
5	5 Vote	Death in the Best Thing I've Ever Seen
5	5 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Don't Be Fooled: Dolphins Are Dumb
5	5 Vote	Oprah, Tight Trousers and a Half Hour
5	5 Vote	Bill Clinton Might Actually Be the Answer
5	5 Vote	There's a Beavis & Butt-Head Mod for Doom
5	5 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Rap
5	5 Vote	New Documentary Explores WTF Is With Clothes
5	5 Vote	Racists Are Being Hella Disruptive
5	5 Vote	How Not to Be TRUE
5	5 Vote	Creepy Spying System Revealed by EA, American McGee
5	5 Vote	Doom 3 to Support 3D
5	5 Vote	All 24 of the Dark Souls
5	5 Vote	Amen: The World's Best Messaging Platform
5	5 Vote	I Shouldn't Have Done That Near Roger Ebert
5	5 Vote	Pokemon X & Y's Worst New Feature Is Also One of the Xbox One
5	5 Vote	I See Your Penis!
5	5 Vote	Why Do I Do?
5	5 Vote	How I Raised $350k as a String Instrument
5	5 Vote	WATCH: An Astrophysicist Explode Live on Pay-Per-View
5	5 Vote	55 Things Only Ladies With Big Boobs Will Understand
5	5 Vote	PS3 System Updates, You Were Talking Sh*T
5	5 Vote	How Did That Adorable Cat Just Recycle?