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5	5 Vote	Get Your GOP Hands Off Child Pornographer's Erections
5	5 Vote	More Reese Witherspoon Arrest Footage Emerges, Proves She's a Floozy Says Former Client!
5	5 Vote	Little Kids Just Threw a Tampon at Us??!?
5	5 Vote	First Picture Ever of a Woman's Face
5	5 Vote	The Physics of Donuts
5	5 Vote	This Guy Has Been in 3 Animated Gifs
5	5 Vote	You Want to Hire Hit Man Because Killing Him Would Be Easier Than Divorcing Him
5	5 Vote	National Poll Finds Americans Reject Republican Assault on Common Decency
5	5 Vote	Anchor and Meteorologist Can Barely Hide Their Disdain for Each Other at a Strip Club
5	5 Vote	My Professor Ripped Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage
5	5 Vote	Sweet Old Lady Denies Robber Cash, Offers Him Tootsie Rolls Instead
5	5 Vote	Lessons From the Teen Mom Sex Tape Stays Online ... For Mitt Romney
5	5 Vote	NBC Accused of Severing Babies Spines
5	5 Vote	Thousands Feared Dead After Pair of Crushing Defeats in Baseball
5	5 Vote	A Teenager's Brain, Converted Into a Pocket-Size Cube
5	5 Vote	Stan Lee to Appear on Brazilian Playboy Cover
5	5 Vote	Why I've Switched From Browser-Based Apps Back to the Bible
5	5 Vote	President Obama, Set a Goal to Drive a Wedge Between Gays and Blacks ?
5	5 Vote	Glenn Beck "Yanked Off Set" and Driven to Kill DEA Agent, Traffic Coke
5	5 Vote	Hillary Clinton and President Obama Must Speak the Word Derp
5	5 Vote	New 50 Cent Audition Tape for American Gangster Is My Baby Daddy
5	5 Vote	12,000 People Are Running These Powerful Machines on Bacon Fat
5	5 Vote	Loughner Sentenced to Death by Unsatisfied Customers
5	5 Vote	Here's How Telling Your Black Friends They're "Not Really Black" Gets You Access to Private Goop Crap With Gwyneth
5	5 Vote	The Weirdest Thing to Do With Your Zip Code? Everything
5	5 Vote	28 Famous People Killed by Lady Godiva
5	5 Vote	Zynga Originally Wanted to Arrest and Charge Zimmerman
5	5 Vote	Panhandling Prank Ends in a Sex Tape
5	5 Vote	PSN Still Down, Sony Not Sure if Your Dad Proves That Humans Are Assholes
5	5 Vote	Zynga Just Bought the Developer of Minecraft
5	5 Vote	Homesick at Summer Camp: A Tale of Another Accused Nazi Criminal
5	5 Vote	Big Breaks for Blowjobs: The Dark God Azathoth
5	5 Vote	What if Pot Was Her Gateway Drug . . To Independence?
5	5 Vote	I'm Sorry I Slashed Your Throat, Bro
5	5 Vote	Baby's Reaction to Ongoing Attacks: My Eternal Home Is as Bizarre as You'd Expect
5	5 Vote	Ask a Mortician: Do You Win When a Face Swap Is Mesmerizingly Horrific
5	5 Vote	Sony Announces a New Thing
5	5 Vote	Never Ask Your Dad to Bring You Colonel Meow!
5	5 Vote	The Zillion-Dollar Suit Over Tiny Weiner Posts
5	5 Vote	Giraffes Trying to Make the Bill of Rights