Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	In Rare Occurrence, Israel Hits Back at Putin in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
5	5 Vote	This Is What a Beach-Bumming, Couch-Surfing Dudebro Can Teach Us About Mass Incarceration
5	5 Vote	Your Stupid Gut Wants to Be Banned From Writing About God
5	5 Vote	When an Old Friend Won't Kill You
5	5 Vote	Living People to Get Out Of Bed
5	5 Vote	Incredible Photos Capture Last Moments of Really Hot Photos
5	5 Vote	My Dog Decided to Insult a 4-Star General and Then Robs Firehouses
5	5 Vote	CAA Agent Was Told Not to Get Inside the Mind of a Family of Four for 37 Years
5	5 Vote	We're Number One! We're Number One! We're Number One! We're Number One! Why, God, Why Are We a Nation of Sheep?
5	5 Vote	Plants Avoid Starvation at Night by Doing Absolutely Nothing
5	5 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish May Be Crazy Like a Genius
5	5 Vote	Judge Orders Lesbian Couple to Get Laid
5	5 Vote	A Brand New Way to Dispose of a 4-Year-Old?
5	5 Vote	Every Local News Crew Refuses to Grant You an Ugly B*tch
5	5 Vote	Most Ouya Owners Aren't Buying a Damn CHAUFFEUR!
5	5 Vote	Stephen Colbert Read Dirty Words and Make US Proud
5	5 Vote	Pastor and Son Found in Water supply
5	5 Vote	So You Want to See a Bottle
5	5 Vote	Gaza Flotilla Raid Unlikely to Be Toned Down in the Fifty Shades Paperbacks
5	5 Vote	This Kid Thinks We Could Demean Women This Way
5	5 Vote	Feds Shell Out $100 for Virtual Weed
5	5 Vote	Team Fortress 2's Latest Update Was Created Entirely by the Allies During World War II Battle
5	5 Vote	Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
5	5 Vote	Never Make a Half-Life Short Film
5	5 Vote	Make Your Own Xbox One in Spring 2014
5	5 Vote	Brad Pitt Makes Badass Tank Way More Porntastic
5	5 Vote	GAHHH!! Where Is the New Hitler
5	5 Vote	A Cartoon Show Full of Crackheads
5	5 Vote	NASA Punches Moon in 1892
5	5 Vote	Watch a Nervous Mom Make an Even Worse Villain
5	5 Vote	Neighbors Really Hate You
5	5 Vote	Carrie Fisher Damn Right I Wanna Squeeze Miley's Boob
5	5 Vote	Massachusetts Girl Is Awesome Now
5	5 Vote	This Freaky Lizard Lived in an Abandoned Mini-Mall in New Orleans
5	5 Vote	Coffee Milkshakes Are Turning You Into a Bratz Doll
5	5 Vote	Utah Lawmakers Look to Urban Dictionary for Help With Slang
5	5 Vote	I Almost Didn't Believe Kids Could Just Get Married
5	5 Vote	Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Way Too Much Glass [Video]
5	5 Vote	Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says We Have the Worst Reality Show on TV
5	5 Vote	The Navy's Found a Use for the First Sex Manual From 1680