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"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should Let the Robots Take Over the Place

"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should Let the Robots Take Over the Place by I.Kowatsch via Flickr

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discovered by beefe
2013-12-03

2013-12-03

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