Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

56	56 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Touch Your Butt: A Presentation
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
56	56 Vote	Watch the Fight to My Body: A Puberty Guide for Psychopaths
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
56	56 Vote	Who Would Stick Their Head in the Machine
56	56 Vote	Someone Is Doing a Handstand
56	56 Vote	Snakes Are the New Underboob
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
56	56 Vote	Why Do Your Google Search Results Imply You Were Born Before 1980
56	56 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
56	56 Vote	Republicans, Torn Apart in Black, Latino Neighborhoods
56	56 Vote	7 Love Letters to Your Vagina and Butthole
56	56 Vote	We're Teaching Kids About When Mommy Goes To prison
56	56 Vote	Utah: Gays Shouldn't Be Humorous
56	56 Vote	How to Be a B*tch
56	56 Vote	Ron Paul to Fucking Grow Up Already
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
56	56 Vote	My Wife Believes She Is and Isn't Ron 1	1
56	56 Vote	How to Wear Condoms Like Filthy Sailors
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
56	56 Vote	Man Accused of Having "No Intelligence"
56	56 Vote	Why I'm Growing Out of Your Vag
56	56 Vote	Eminem Acts Like a Crotch
56	56 Vote	Why Gmail's New Design Is Horseshit
56	56 Vote	Machine Gun-Toting, Libtard -Hating Police Chief Sets Quota for Tickets, Tells Officers to Target Kids
56	56 Vote	A Show on TV
56	56 Vote	Elmo Continues to Doubt the Warren Commission
56	56 Vote	25 Things You Can Smell
56	56 Vote	Texas Woman Gets Head Stuck in Handrail During Sex; Boyfriend Bails
56	56 Vote	Mexican Barbie... What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
56	56 Vote	Bother Me, I'm British
56	56 Vote	Please Don't Learn to READ Korean in 15 Minutes
55	55 Vote	"Little Hero" 7th Grader Saves Bus Full of Students After Driver Branded Them C***ts
55	55 Vote	Here's What You Shouldn't Think 1	1
55	55 Vote	Elon Musk Takeover -- Says He Also Felt Like a Bimbo!
55	55 Vote	Be a Ginormous Whale Penis Piano
55	55 Vote	Gas Prices Are Likely Going to Die With Honor
55	55 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio May Be Covered in Vomit