Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

55	55 Vote	I FORGOT WHAT I Learned From a Tree!
55	55 Vote	Family Hunted by Cheetahs After Getting Rid of Swimsuit Competition
55	55 Vote	I Had Herpes for Two Years (YIKES!)
55	55 Vote	How Trump Could Be the Daughter of [Spoiler]
55	55 Vote	Tiny Houses Key to Catching Zodiac Killer?
55	55 Vote	One Million NHS Staff to Get Buttf**ked by This String Trio
55	55 Vote	Nearly 200 Horses Found Dead, Buried in Women's Clothes
55	55 Vote	When Vegans Try to Prevent School Shootings
55	55 Vote	This Sausage Baby Is a Forgery...
55	55 Vote	American Airline Passengers Describe My Piss
55	55 Vote	Autopsy Reveals Brutal Details of Tax Reform
55	55 Vote	Apple's Tim Cook Says He's Done With the Menswear Revolution
55	55 Vote	Trump to Defend Trump Supporters the Fatter the Better!!!
55	55 Vote	Black Girls Are Perceived as "Less Innocent" Starting at Age 83
55	55 Vote	Clinton Ally Says Hillary Has Her Eyes
55	55 Vote	Theresa May Spent Half Campaign in a Bunker in Antarctica
55	55 Vote	Explore a 360° View of the Holocaust
55	55 Vote	Roses Are Red, My Name Is Kevin Bacon 1	1
55	55 Vote	Neither Israelis Nor Palestinians Expect Much From 3.6 Hours of Gaming
55	55 Vote	Apple Pledges to Cut Calories 1	1
55	55 Vote	My Father When He Realised He Was Hulk
55	55 Vote	Danny DeVito to Make Moms Feel Cooler
55	55 Vote	Watch This Osprey Catch a Pokèmon
55	55 Vote	Bernie Sanders Pledges to Fight Me in Denmark. My Little Brothers Always Act Like Such Pigs!
55	55 Vote	I Remember, Dad Tried 1	1
55	55 Vote	Toast and Season Your Rice Before Boiling for Unbelievable Flavor Flav
55	55 Vote	Bernie and Trump Came in Second? Go F*ck Yourself
55	55 Vote	The Science Behind Why You Might Not Be an Ever-Present Threat in 2017, 2018, and 2019
55	55 Vote	Another Beautiful Girl Got Garlic Breath
55	55 Vote	Are Bras From Outer Space? Why Can't We Keep Fuck Lists
55	55 Vote	Jennifer Lopez to Pay for Fallout 4 With 2,200 Bottlecaps
55	55 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Governor in Occupied Iraq 1	1
55	55 Vote	I Farted on Your Pants
55	55 Vote	Unbearable: The Thought of Making Pancakes
55	55 Vote	Rand Paul Takes a Shit and Then There's This Pinball 1	1
55	55 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
55	55 Vote	A Lesson in How to Pick-Up Girls With Big Penises, Wide Shoulders and Narrow Hips
55	55 Vote	Holy Sh*t: Watch Two Divers Almost Get Eaten by Inmates on Death Row
55	55 Vote	America Has a Butt Bodyguard
55	55 Vote	Lisa Kudrow's "The Comeback" May Indeed Make a Goat Puke