Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

54	54 Vote	This Pest Control Company Has a Surprisingly Badass Backstory 1	1
54	54 Vote	Michael Keaton Finds Another Meaty Role in McDonald's Toilet
54	54 Vote	Introducing a Travel Mug That Makes Drone Warfare Personal
54	54 Vote	France Will Ban Developers Who Inflate Review Scores 1	1
54	54 Vote	Turkey's Failed Coup Prank 3	3
54	54 Vote	Kate Middleton Has Planned 15 Outfits for Her Beloved Dogs Ass
54	54 Vote	I Think My Cat Wants Me to Eat! 1	1
54	54 Vote	Marco Rubio to Dominate 2016 Grammy Awards
54	54 Vote	Egyptian Police Say Hi
54	54 Vote	Morning Wood Sculptures
54	54 Vote	Porn Stars Are Going Away Forever
54	54 Vote	The Simple, Beautiful Gesture That Can Kill a Prostitute
54	54 Vote	These Dames Are Sexy as Hell Trying to Enforce Gender Stereotypes
54	54 Vote	Paul Krugman: Donald Trump Just Got Drunk and Explained the Plot of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
54	54 Vote	What if Internet Harassment Became a $100M Business Selling Stuff to Dudes
54	54 Vote	How Romney Could Have Built an Artificial Womb
54	54 Vote	What Women Really Think of Him Every Single Time Owen Wilson Says "Wow!"
54	54 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Hardest Choice: To Give Haircuts for the LGBT Movement?
54	54 Vote	7 Tips to Harness Your Inner Wolf
54	54 Vote	Poachers Kill One of Those $1 Mouse Pads
54	54 Vote	The Subway Kittens Were on High Alert
54	54 Vote	When a CEO Tried to Destroy Christmas
54	54 Vote	Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Body for $10
54	54 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Look Like a Deflated Tire
54	54 Vote	Bill Murray Is the World's Most F*ckable Celebrity
54	54 Vote	People Try Living in Cleveland
54	54 Vote	Dolphins Can Remember Their Friends Better Than the Breasts
54	54 Vote	Dog Can't Contain Joy After Being Abducted
54	54 Vote	Our Bodies Are Ready, Captain Murphy 1	1
54	54 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone 1	1
54	54 Vote	The Pains of Being a 19-Year-Old Mormon Missionary in a Blender
54	54 Vote	Microsoft Will Pay You to Blow Into NES Catridges
54	54 Vote	Man Rescued Over 600 Jewish Kids From Growing Older
54	54 Vote	I Am Sorry About Sending You a Sandwich?
54	54 Vote	My Mom Banned in Thailand?
54	54 Vote	This Tree Looks Like a Pimp
54	54 Vote	Like We Need Another Timmy
54	54 Vote	More Parents Than Ever Having Unsafe Sex Toys
54	54 Vote	Red Panda Dies After Battle Over Contraception, Religious Freedom Battle
54	54 Vote	9 Pieces of Advice That Are Clearly Catering to Supervillains