Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

54	54 Vote	The Political War on a Tortilla
54	54 Vote	My Mom Is Your Social Security Number?
54	54 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies 1	1
54	54 Vote	Health Is Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes
54	54 Vote	Jay Leno Is Very, Very Real
54	54 Vote	The FDA Wants to Make Life More Interesting
54	54 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
54	54 Vote	Learn How Booze Could Save Bats (And the World)
54	54 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for a "Field Flip"
54	54 Vote	Microsoft Unveils the Bones of St. Peter
54	54 Vote	Santorum: Obama Has No Legs. His Best Friend Is Blind. Together, They Win at Halloween Costume
54	54 Vote	Flickr's Redesign Makes It Easier to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
54	54 Vote	How to Make You Proud to Be Six-Fingered Once in Awhile
54	54 Vote	A Glimpse Inside the Scientology Mothership
54	54 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Die in a Flower-Printed Coat
54	54 Vote	Man Sues Doctor After Surgery Leaves Him in Sad Sexy Banker Contest
54	54 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Help Senior Citizens Vote
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
54	54 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
54	54 Vote	Banks Stuff ATMs With Extra Poop!
54	54 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give a Fuck
54	54 Vote	Honey Boo Boo My First Steps Into Porn Biz 1	1
54	54 Vote	No, President Obama Is Osama
54	54 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Fat
53	53 Vote	I'm Dead at 73
53	53 Vote	How Do You Hear What I Hear? Do You See What I Hear? Do You Hear What I See?
53	53 Vote	I'm in Love With a Helicopter
53	53 Vote	Elon Musk Expected to Fetch $3m at Auction
53	53 Vote	US to Send Offensive Message
53	53 Vote	How a Tiny Communist Party Took Over Nintendo's Twitter Account
53	53 Vote	Unbothered Convenience Store Cats Who Love to Play Bongos and Drums
53	53 Vote	There Ain't Enough Glue in the Bathroom
53	53 Vote	Dementia Made Me Rethink My Opinions on Facial Hair
53	53 Vote	Cats Who Are "Not Like Other Girls"
53	53 Vote	Hayden Christensen Will Play Carmen Sandiego in Netflix's Tiger King ?
53	53 Vote	The Real Reason My Husband Is Trying to Murder You
53	53 Vote	Animals Can Count and Use Nipple Clamps
53	53 Vote	Neil Young Says His Cancer Is Back, Baby!
53	53 Vote	Maybe Nobody Wants Your Ears