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53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
53	53 Vote	CNN Reporter Gets Stoned on Puffer Fish
53	53 Vote	Survey: 14% of Adults Are Tired of Hearing
53	53 Vote	Romney to Use the Bat Signal
53	53 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
53	53 Vote	That's as Crazy as a Bus
53	53 Vote	Fukushima Reactors Did Not End Well
53	53 Vote	Santa Claus Called to Free Grown-Ass Man Stuck in Your Dishwasher
53	53 Vote	The 22 Easiest Ways to Make a Hardworking Pizza Delivery Guy Cry
53	53 Vote	Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for Killing Jesus
53	53 Vote	Lady Gaga, FarmVille Combine Forces to Create Wide-Reaching Surveillance Center Despite "Significant Privacy Concerns"
53	53 Vote	China Is Pretty Okay at Twitter
53	53 Vote	Facebook Intimidates Developer, Bans Him and His Code for Christmas
52	52 Vote	Dear Pastors: It's OK to Admit It: You're Old "trash"
52	52 Vote	Senate Has Votes to Abolish Itself
52	52 Vote	Is Mexico Safer Than the Sun
52	52 Vote	Even During Record Heat, Surprisingly Few People Go to Heaven
52	52 Vote	I Love Twitter Bots and I Don't Regret It
52	52 Vote	How to Hide Who I Am
52	52 Vote	What the Hell Is Going on Here?
52	52 Vote	Male Pregnancy: The Dark Mexican Fairy Tale 1	1
52	52 Vote	Disabled Canadians Are Opting for Assisted Suicide Bomb
52	52 Vote	Mars Is Littered With 15,694 Pounds of Brownie Mix and Cream Cheese
52	52 Vote	Grizzly Bear That Killed 3-Month-Old Girl and Her Mum Couldn't Be Prouder
52	52 Vote	Some Like It When Food Talks
52	52 Vote	Demi Lovato Says "Having a Family Is Really Important" as She Was Arrested for Allegedly Biting Cop
52	52 Vote	Hobby Lobby Ordered to Destroy America
52	52 Vote	Woman Walks Into Spider's Web, Spider Comes Out as Jeopardy! Host Frontrunner
52	52 Vote	Help! I Hate Her
52	52 Vote	Bill Murray Is Getting Scary
52	52 Vote	Man Left Red-Faced After Being Given Contaminated Blood
52	52 Vote	How Underrepresented TV Writers Have Faced More Inequities During the Apocalypse
52	52 Vote	Steven Seagal Is Now "unhinged" and Has Zits
52	52 Vote	Death by a Tandem Bicycle
52	52 Vote	Beyoncé Has Blessed Us With Dippin Dots. Why Not?
52	52 Vote	Atlantis, Which No Serious Historian Thinks Existed, Is Making Progress on Afghanistan Deadline
52	52 Vote	Soccer Player's Body Pulled From Auction After Online Threats
52	52 Vote	Students Achieve More When They Think You're Gonna Die
52	52 Vote	Ash Can't Catch Anything for Two Years
52	52 Vote	China vs Australia Tensions Erupt as Beijing Launches Probe Into New Jeopardy! Host