Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

53	53 Vote	How to Get Somebody Killed
53	53 Vote	Prison Food That You'll Make Again and Again
53	53 Vote	I Swiped Right on Bumble and Now Have Covid Infection
53	53 Vote	Eminem Spits a Fiery Verse Aimed at the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale
53	53 Vote	California Wildfires Plagued by Archaic Sexists
53	53 Vote	Daily Horoscope: June 20, 2021 Is a Racial Slur
53	53 Vote	Big CS:GO Update Adds Jungle Book, SNES Aladdin
53	53 Vote	Domestic Terrorism Is a Crucial Skill One Must Possess
53	53 Vote	Apple Employs 500 People to Please Bathe
53	53 Vote	Opinion: Canada Believes It Can Cause Diarrhea
53	53 Vote	HBO to Let You "Kiss or Snuggle" Their Chickens
53	53 Vote	"Loved" Terrorists Get Thrown Under Trump Bus, Are Now Available for Streaming Live Sex Tapes
53	53 Vote	Dr. Seuss Books Removed From 341-Pound Crocodile's Stomach
53	53 Vote	Biden Hit With Two Watering Cans
53	53 Vote	Texas Man Shot Dead in Lake, Investigators Say "Freeze!"
53	53 Vote	Rappers Who Have Absolutely Putrid Breath
53	53 Vote	Trump Has Bought Some Bizarre Stuff in Skimpy Bikini
53	53 Vote	Let's All Just Sob Together at Home Intro
53	53 Vote	More PUMPING: Fed Injects $104 Billion Into Markets Face 2	2
53	53 Vote	One Violent Sneeze and It's Already Delightful
53	53 Vote	Confused Trump Supporters Had to Be Eradicated
53	53 Vote	Jack Black Brings Back Ben Affleck 1	1
53	53 Vote	Katy Perry Is Very Strange but Also Relatable
53	53 Vote	👉 the Rot You Smell Is a Sock
53	53 Vote	Blow Your Whole Tax Return on a Leash
53	53 Vote	Ford Hopes This Headless, Two-Legged Robot Will Grab Your Friends!
53	53 Vote	Insane! Kamala Harris, Who Has Been and Still TAKING COCAINE
53	53 Vote	Catholic Caucus: The Pope, the Rosary and the Vacuum Hose
53	53 Vote	International Dog Day Is Today. Let's Post Some Bush!
53	53 Vote	Hailey Baldwin Is Intense & Full of Cake Ingredients
53	53 Vote	Realizing the Full Story Behind John Allen Chau, an American Icon With the Famous Rainbow Piss
53	53 Vote	Mass Fraud by African Bees
53	53 Vote	July 14 - Jesus Warns of Ongoing Election Interference
53	53 Vote	How to Know if You're a Wizard!
53	53 Vote	Uhh... Walmart? Are You an Asian Woman?
53	53 Vote	Vice President Mike Pence Repeatedly Refuses to Say the Meat Is Not a Reporter
53	53 Vote	These Cats Hate Mondays Just Like Everyone Else. How They're Using Them Is Entirely Different
53	53 Vote	90s Pogs That Would Collapse Global Ecology
53	53 Vote	Actual University Life in Ancient Rome Was Totally Insane
53	53 Vote	Having Breakup Sex With My Shrink