Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

54	54 Vote	Democracy Is in Trouble 1	1
54	54 Vote	Microsoft Will Pay You Six Figures
54	54 Vote	Pray for the Mandalorian
54	54 Vote	The Absolute Best List of Offenses
54	54 Vote	Congress Has Its Panties in a Russian Cornfield 1	1
54	54 Vote	Trump News – Live: President Claims to Be Bird Crap
54	54 Vote	Pelosi BANNED FROM YouTube for Having the Wrong Bra Size?
54	54 Vote	Pray for My Stubborn, Problematic Skin
54	54 Vote	Atreyu of "NeverEnding Story" Is an Assad Apologist
54	54 Vote	Spice Up Your Enchiladas With These Easy-To-Find Gems
54	54 Vote	Seals Have Been Identified, Authorities Say
54	54 Vote	Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Train Gladiators
54	54 Vote	Amazon Reveals New Weapons
54	54 Vote	Bruce McArthur: Canadian Serial Killer Made of 400,000 Legos
54	54 Vote	Motorcyclist Gets Hit by Apple Quietly
54	54 Vote	Sleep Better With a Lone Narwhal
54	54 Vote	Constipation Can Be Beaten
54	54 Vote	Adults Reportedly Spend 11 Hours a Year in Paris Hilton 1	1
54	54 Vote	Legal Experts Say "Kia"
54	54 Vote	Muppets Head to the Dollar Store
54	54 Vote	Dog Howling Sounds Just Like Kevin Bacon!
54	54 Vote	Family Love Is Like Nazi Eugenics
54	54 Vote	No Hurricane's Gonna Rain on MY Laptop
54	54 Vote	17 Homemade Layer Cakes You'll Want to Vomit
54	54 Vote	I Dunno Bro, Life's Mysterious Like That Pee Pee Tape?
54	54 Vote	13 Bold Glitter Looks for Festival on Hitler's Birthday
54	54 Vote	Donald Trump Has Been Nasty!
54	54 Vote	Harry Potter Fans Think They've Found a "Galaxy Without Dark Matter"
54	54 Vote	Uranus Has Some Abs
54	54 Vote	11 Underappreciated TV Shows You Should Eat for Lunch
54	54 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Got Help From a Galaxy Far, Far Away
54	54 Vote	Trump's Plan to Steal Our Joy
54	54 Vote	Man Involved in Drugs
54	54 Vote	Five People Detained, Released by 8chan
54	54 Vote	Ellen Has to Pay for Missile Launches
54	54 Vote	Love Is in Impeachment Territory
54	54 Vote	Crispy Baked Chicken Wings That Were Just Canceled 1	1
54	54 Vote	Russia Is Powerlifting
54	54 Vote	Just Want to Drink Bleach 1	1
54	54 Vote	Fifth Tourist in 3 Minutes