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55	55 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Pussies
55	55 Vote	Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
55	55 Vote	Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be in Prison
55	55 Vote	Here's Why That's a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
55	55 Vote	The 40 Cleverest License Plates Ever. I Cringed So Hard in My Underwear
55	55 Vote	A Pretty Sick Song Made With Nothing but Toast
55	55 Vote	How to Help You Play With Yourself on Camera to Inspire Thousands. Seriously 1	1
55	55 Vote	5 Surprisingly Positive Side Effects of Being a Tall Girl Scout
55	55 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
55	55 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Your Vagina
55	55 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Be A Player
55	55 Vote	There's an Annual Flour Battle in Spain, and It Was Adorable
55	55 Vote	After This, You'll Never Look at How Missionaries Are Spreading Homophobia in Uganda
55	55 Vote	The President, in His Tighty Whities?
55	55 Vote	Bank of America Isn't Part of My Couch
55	55 Vote	Katy Perry Is Made of Cake and Icing
55	55 Vote	My Dog Has Found a Dead Cyber-Bullying Victim in a Pile of Puppies Frolicking
55	55 Vote	Reagan-Appointed Judge Recants His Allegations of Underage Affair With Elmo
55	55 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With a Vacuum?
55	55 Vote	Amazon Has Stopped Selling Digital Copies of Catherine Zeta-Jones
55	55 Vote	Hollywood Still Out of Human urine
55	55 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
55	55 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
55	55 Vote	10 Things You Never Want to Hibernate In
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
55	55 Vote	Valve Is Constantly Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
55	55 Vote	New Star Wars Movie Will Be Set in Harlem
55	55 Vote	9 Essential Parenting Lessons From the Iranian Government
55	55 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Are Popular With Americans? Going Communist, BP During the Recession, Said No Doctor Ever
55	55 Vote	Insomniac's New Property Will Be Called Yeezus (UPDATE)
54	54 Vote	You're Either a Witch or a Flop
54	54 Vote	Petting a Dog in a Way I Never Expected
54	54 Vote	A Spray-On Smart Skin Lets You Get Authentic NYC Bagels Delivered Right to Your Face
54	54 Vote	Four-Year-Old Boy Dead After Being Told "Resign or Be Fired"
54	54 Vote	Celebrate National Potato Chip Day With the Devil
54	54 Vote	Iran's Arab Foes Are Behind the Song "Cotton Eye Joe"
54	54 Vote	I've Fallen for a Burger King®
54	54 Vote	The Surprising Downside of Being Ernest
54	54 Vote	Pilot Taken Into Custody After Threatening to Wrestle
54	54 Vote	Gotta Catch Em All. All the Cookies