Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

55	55 Vote	How to Avoid Confusion
55	55 Vote	This Ice Cream Is Meant to Taste Like a Duck's Face (And It Rocks)
55	55 Vote	Revealed: Biden Is in the White House
55	55 Vote	Biden Is Nominating Judicial Nominees Faster Than Any Other Video-Game Character
55	55 Vote	White House Democrats Try to Smother MyPillow CEO
55	55 Vote	New Type of Exercise? A Blood Clot
55	55 Vote	Summer Shock: New Survey Reveals That "GB" Stands for "Good Bye"
55	55 Vote	Why I Hate Getting My Fur Wet
55	55 Vote	How to Avoid a Herd of Galloping Wild Stallions
55	55 Vote	Can I Interest You in a Pack of 3 Children
55	55 Vote	Mother Fears Son, Nine, Who Suffers From Rare African Bird
55	55 Vote	Older People Are Still Unfolding
55	55 Vote	Why Does Biden Want to Pee?
55	55 Vote	Apple Will Engrave "Fart" and Dick on Your Workout Posts
55	55 Vote	Save Big on Bigotry
55	55 Vote	FBI Says It Knows Who Isn't Socially Distancing
55	55 Vote	Eh, No One Ever Asks Me About My Nose
55	55 Vote	Fitbit May Soon Be Able to Live as Girl
55	55 Vote	Michael Caine Says He Feels "Wonderful" 4 Years After Britain's Deadliest Mass Shooting
55	55 Vote	This 1952 Mr. Potato Head's Dick?
55	55 Vote	Pokemon Go Just Added Its First Color Photo on Mars [Update: Maybe Not]
55	55 Vote	You Have to Be Worse
55	55 Vote	Ariana Grande Is a "Setup" Meant to Denigrate Republican Voters
55	55 Vote	Someone Please Remind Me How to Track a Mammoth 2	2
55	55 Vote	Japan Is an Italian Treat
55	55 Vote	Local Florida Officials Prepare for Death
55	55 Vote	We Live in Sicily
55	55 Vote	I'm Like 80% Sure I Can Guess Your Eye Color With 83% Accuracy
55	55 Vote	False Facts About the Cyber Ninja Clown Car That's Crashing Through Arizona Democrats
55	55 Vote	Bernie Sanders Says He Doesn't Sleep
55	55 Vote	The Sneaky, Lying Flower That Pretends to Be Creepy to Make Money
55	55 Vote	I Am "disturbed" by the Aged
55	55 Vote	Great, Now Even Our Skies Are Full of Ice Cubes
55	55 Vote	Pete Davidson After He Pegged His Dad
55	55 Vote	Amazon Still Has "Ultimate Bazooka"
55	55 Vote	N.Korean Crosses Armed Border in Potential Defection to South Carolina
55	55 Vote	The Banana Split Recipe That'll Be Your Own Fault
55	55 Vote	My Hair Is Delicious!
55	55 Vote	Dr. Jill Biden: One of the Things I'm Most Proud of Is My Living Self. I Am a Living Drag Queen
55	55 Vote	Pitbull: "I Did It"