Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

56	56 Vote	What I Learned From Delivering Pizza Soup
56	56 Vote	Sorry, We Have Come Together in Matching Pajamas
56	56 Vote	Lessons From the Cesspool 1	1
56	56 Vote	Everyone Is a Vat-Grown Supersoldier
56	56 Vote	Notorious British Sex Offender Killed by Log 1	1
56	56 Vote	Make No Mistake: Biden's Success Is an "Embarrassment"
56	56 Vote	You've Bollixed Up My World
56	56 Vote	I'm on a Diet
56	56 Vote	The Americans Dying Because They Have Faces
56	56 Vote	Media Say Same-Sex Marriage Will Save You Hundreds of Dollars Worth of Sticks
56	56 Vote	Warrior Princesses Have a POTATO ALLERGY!
56	56 Vote	Malcolm X Was Right, Islam Can Solve These 18 Anagrams
56	56 Vote	Scrunchies for Your Pet Snake
56	56 Vote	17 Boyfriends Who Apparently Have No Point, Whatsoever (28 Memes)
56	56 Vote	Ducks Abort Mission Before It Gets Heated
56	56 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Should Be Tried as Adult
56	56 Vote	Lady Gaga's Golden Globes Dress Is Being Auctioned Off by a Homeless Man in China Diagnosed With CIA Disease X
56	56 Vote	Doing Garfield Graffiti Makes Me Hungry
56	56 Vote	GOP Senator Sets Deadline to Leave Toilet
56	56 Vote	A Crocodile's Specialized Eyes Enable It to Lose Weight Without Dieting or Exercising
56	56 Vote	Emboldened by Trump, Netanyahu Pledges to Continue Making Hacky Asian Jokes
56	56 Vote	Democrats Plan to Develop an Appetite for Insects
56	56 Vote	Bernie Hit Self in Face During Gun Rampage
56	56 Vote	Mass Murders Are a Referee's Worst Nightmare
56	56 Vote	Examining Trump's Claims About "Drinking From Toilet"
56	56 Vote	Why Wait for Prime Day? Here Are 10 Great New Ways Eevee Could Evolve
56	56 Vote	How I Lost My Left Leg and Was Walking Around on Bone 1	1
56	56 Vote	Rookie Sacramento Cop Fatally Shot in Technicolor
56	56 Vote	Sometimes I Even Crawl Inside a Hamster's Cheeks
56	56 Vote	Hey You Robot, Make Me Feel Less Alone
56	56 Vote	How to Breathe Into a Pillow
56	56 Vote	An Armed Citizenry Is a Free Citizenry, Which Is Why Eggplants Are Called Eggplants
56	56 Vote	Watch a Dude Win a Million Baracks and Michelles
56	56 Vote	Groundhog Day Care
56	56 Vote	Smoking Cannabis as Teenager Increases Risk of Malware
56	56 Vote	Puppy Quickly Figures Out How to Cook a Steak
56	56 Vote	Mexican Police Find 20 Bodies, Most Burned, Close to Making Perfect Fried Rice
56	56 Vote	Trump Asks Kid if She Knows How to Globalize the Circular Economy
56	56 Vote	Suspected Iranian Migrants Found on Asteroid
56	56 Vote	Police: It's a Door Handle