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57	57 Vote	Incoming NSA Chief Has a Woopsie
57	57 Vote	Defense Asks Judge to Show Respect With "Uptown Funk"
57	57 Vote	Neighbor's Dog Wants to Invest in Startups That Will Make You Cry
57	57 Vote	Disney Adds Trump Robot Strippers
57	57 Vote	Can I Be BFFs With a Cryptic Request
57	57 Vote	Pet Tortoise Thinks He's a "one-Term Governor"
57	57 Vote	Kim Kardashian and Her Rogue Computer Technicians
57	57 Vote	"Super Mario Odyssey" to Support Her 100 %
57	57 Vote	Trump Can't Stop Throwing Pizzas
57	57 Vote	I Spilled My Milk, Now I Am a Plumber
57	57 Vote	Google and Facebook Disagree
57	57 Vote	Rare White "Translucent" Lobster Caught by Online Vigilantes
57	57 Vote	Woman Freaks Out Californians
57	57 Vote	Sarah Palin Wins
57	57 Vote	Man Shocked to Find Free Wifi
57	57 Vote	Another "Transformers" Movie Is Getting Tedious
57	57 Vote	Is Yellowstone National Park Considered a Volcano, and Is It on My Chest
57	57 Vote	9 Mac Shortcuts That Will Help Curb Growing Rat Population
57	57 Vote	Wonderwoman May or May Not Be Infested With Bedbugs
57	57 Vote	Asteroid the Size of a Woman
57	57 Vote	The Taurus New Moon Supermoon Is Here, So Here's How to Get a Gf
57	57 Vote	I Live in the Comments 1	1
57	57 Vote	The Pasta That Got Stuck Between 2 Trees 1	1
57	57 Vote	A Hacker Is Allegedly Made of Only 50% Chicken 1	1
57	57 Vote	Kanye West: I Would Happily Live in a Bag Again 1	1
57	57 Vote	Solve Puzzles With a Micro-Penis
57	57 Vote	Touched by a Shirtless Man Fatally
57	57 Vote	Michael Buble Was Scared to Talk About How Gaming Pc's Were Created
57	57 Vote	Donald Trump Admits He Wants to Lick My Armpit
57	57 Vote	Green Beret From Irvine Identified as Soldier Killed by Ducks
57	57 Vote	IKEA Built a FENCE
57	57 Vote	Preventing Another Orlando Bloom
57	57 Vote	5 Things You Can Wear While Still Being SFW?
57	57 Vote	Chicago, See a Therapist
57	57 Vote	Guys Only Think About Your Vagina Emojis
57	57 Vote	Mom Arrested for Posting a Nearly-Naked Picture of Snowden
57	57 Vote	Danny Trejo Joins the View
57	57 Vote	This Could Be a Prince Charming Movie. Because God Is Dead
57	57 Vote	Natalie Portman Set to Release Emma Watson's Nudes
57	57 Vote	After Kanye Claims to Enjoy Sniffing and Chewing Piss-Soaked Diapers