Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

56	56 Vote	I'm Just Trying to Trick You Probably
56	56 Vote	Grandma Was Not Great
56	56 Vote	"Silence Is Complicity" as Elon Musk Reportedly Threatens to Stab Passengers and Crew
56	56 Vote	How This Guy Knows He Sucks
56	56 Vote	Visa, Mastercard, AmEx to Start Having Sex Again
56	56 Vote	Bullying and Sex Toys Available for Under $1,000 1	1
56	56 Vote	Americans Are Still Virgins
56	56 Vote	What Is Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma? Is It Good? 1	1
56	56 Vote	12 Charming Corgis That Are Going to Be on the Moon and Beyond: NASA's Artemis Program
56	56 Vote	Biden Sets Precedent: Kill Children With Him
56	56 Vote	Climate Change Could Alter the Taste of Your Sofa
56	56 Vote	Enraged Mountain Lion Hisses and Tries to Straighten Out Office, Backfires Terribly, Gets Canned
56	56 Vote	Could YOU Be a Mistake
56	56 Vote	Biden Is Planning to Move to Virginia to Escape Societal Collapse
56	56 Vote	50 Reasons to Be a Loser
56	56 Vote	Weak and Predictable Emmy Awards Fails to Solve Real-World Problems
56	56 Vote	Huge Asteroid Destroys New York Bicycle Race
56	56 Vote	Fall Is Here, and It Looks Pretty Stupid
56	56 Vote	My Mind Is Going to Prison
56	56 Vote	Unfurling the Waste Problem Caused by God
56	56 Vote	Concerned About the Color Yellow 2	2
56	56 Vote	My Children Were Free to Kill Children
56	56 Vote	Biden Wants to Be Killing More Civilians Than Terrorists
56	56 Vote	All Eyes Are on Fire!!!
56	56 Vote	12 Relaxing Hours of Cardio
56	56 Vote	Get a Heated Blanket That Plugs Into Your Retina
56	56 Vote	Cocaine Found Washed Up on Woody Allen
56	56 Vote	Bikini Season Is Coming to an End, So Let's Go Out With a Puke-Soaked Football
56	56 Vote	If I Were a Woman, I Would Be "Racially Insensitive"
56	56 Vote	Man Slaps 84-Year-Old Woman for Supporting Charity With Anti-LGBTQ Past
56	56 Vote	30 Cheap Things From Target That Are Normalized by Society
56	56 Vote	First My Socks, Now My Gut Is Rumbling
56	56 Vote	This Little Baby Boat May Be Corrupt 1	1
56	56 Vote	Grandma Is Not Having Fun?
56	56 Vote	I Was Crushed by a Sociologist
56	56 Vote	China's War With Grandpa!
56	56 Vote	"Teen Mom" Star RUSHED to the Moon?
56	56 Vote	Feds Had Secret Plan to Embrace This Big, Floppy Baby Hat
56	56 Vote	I Have Blood on My Hands: After Being Shot With a Truck
56	56 Vote	Fort Worth, Texas Has a Giant Green Tiger