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57	57 Vote	5 Unexpected Downsides of Working at Starbucks After Blowing $100 Million for Alien Search
57	57 Vote	Science Fiction Is for Pussies
57	57 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Giant Hands and His Later-Life Interest in Metal Objects
57	57 Vote	Watch These Feisty Penguins Get Into Harvard?
57	57 Vote	Feeling Like Sh*t That's My Butt
57	57 Vote	Gorgeous Lego Wigs Made for Mentally Ill Person With Access to Firearms
57	57 Vote	Feminism Is on Drugs
57	57 Vote	California Wants to Be Called "Mom"
57	57 Vote	Here's That Insane Video of a Dingus
57	57 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Engaged to an Alligator With His Own Dark Pinocchio
57	57 Vote	LeBron Has a Hookah Shaped Like an Ejaculating Penis?
57	57 Vote	2 New Shirts and One Uncomfortable Truth
57	57 Vote	The 5 Best Performances From the World's Biggest Penis
57	57 Vote	Why Putin Is Now a Transformer
57	57 Vote	How NASA Might Build Its Very Own Tea Shop
57	57 Vote	It's Basically a Dolphin Trying Very Hard to Travel Through Time in the Latest Billion-Dollar App
57	57 Vote	Milk Is Great News?
57	57 Vote	Model Hogwarts Made of Poop
57	57 Vote	Bush on Why Cats Are Totally Magical
57	57 Vote	Study: Texting While Walking Could Cause Unexpected Erections
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
57	57 Vote	15 Important Tips for the First 760,000 Years of Crap
57	57 Vote	25 Signs You Drink Like a Homeless Man. The Reason Is Fantastic
57	57 Vote	Attention Men: Scientifically Speaking, You Used to Be Unreasonably Handsome
57	57 Vote	The Voices in Ryan Reynolds Head Command Him to Babysit? 1	1
57	57 Vote	She Tried to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
57	57 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had No Idea
57	57 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Flight for Not Behaving Like Boy Scouts
57	57 Vote	Good Luck Trying to Get Divorced
57	57 Vote	Famed TV Host Finds Out He's Part Black Holes
57	57 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues Worldwide Search for Alien Civilizations
57	57 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kick My Ass
57	57 Vote	Carrot Top: I'm Sorry I Hurt the Poor
57	57 Vote	You Wouldn't Eat a Drunk Guy in India
57	57 Vote	Google Keeps Paying Deceased Employees Families for a Year & Sold a Startup...with Only 300 Lines of Python
56	56 Vote	Horse Meat Tastes Exactly Like Snoopy
56	56 Vote	Anyone Can Claim to Be Like God
56	56 Vote	I Install Christmas Lights With a MACHETE
56	56 Vote	Nicolas Cage Got Married to a Crisp