Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

58	58 Vote	Holy Crap: Guys Try to Use Assault Vehicles? In America?
58	58 Vote	A Conversation About a Satanic Daycare Actually Exists
58	58 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless
58	58 Vote	This Dog Can Feel One With God. Makes Sense, Right?
58	58 Vote	The Only Rational Thing to Ever Happen
58	58 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
58	58 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up?!
58	58 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Learn English. Don't Worry, It's a Lot. He Could Do Anything
58	58 Vote	Fridays Give Me Wood
58	58 Vote	Tim Tebow Is Actually Your Father?
58	58 Vote	A Meme Is Born: Dude, You Have Common Sense and Decency
58	58 Vote	Study: White Men Laughing
58	58 Vote	New Hubble Images of Dead and Wounded Children
58	58 Vote	Reddit User Freaks Out British town
58	58 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Accidentally Confronts a Gay Bar
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
58	58 Vote	New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With Deep Personal Monologues
58	58 Vote	Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick
58	58 Vote	College Students Mistakenly Believe They're Ready for Battle
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
58	58 Vote	Real Lesbians React to Royal baby
58	58 Vote	Horse Bridesmaid Cruelly Forced to Wait for Saints Row IV DLC
57	57 Vote	You Might Actually Die
57	57 Vote	America Is Segregated, and So Dumb
57	57 Vote	Mary Poppins Sings a Death Sentence
57	57 Vote	Experts: Donald Trump Can't
57	57 Vote	Violence in America. Is It Because I've Hit My 30s?
57	57 Vote	My Partner in Bed With Machete, Whispering "I Love You"
57	57 Vote	Leftists Will Never Admit They Actually Do Penis
57	57 Vote	FBI Finds Dozens of Cars
57	57 Vote	Think Outside the Pants?
57	57 Vote	Florida Dad Is Shot Dead at 80, Will Never Give Up 1	1
57	57 Vote	The Problem With Donald Trump's Ass
57	57 Vote	NBA, Disney in Talks to Join Satanic Temple
57	57 Vote	Kellogg's New Cereal Encourages Kids to Hang Out With Their Insufferable Grandmother
57	57 Vote	Don't Make Me Use the Bathroom
57	57 Vote	Walmart to Give Fish Their Freedom
57	57 Vote	Opossum Killed by a Multinational Task Force
57	57 Vote	5 Things to Know About the Moon Falling