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59	59 Vote	Tumblr Lifts Its Ban on Chain-Link Fences
59	59 Vote	A Drunk Guy Slept on Our Children?
59	59 Vote	Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as A Bouncer
59	59 Vote	The End of Your Nightmares About Paul Ryan's Jizz
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
59	59 Vote	StarCraft II: Heart of Immigration Reform
59	59 Vote	Have You Felt the Rich, Textured Fiction of Angry Birds
59	59 Vote	R.I.P. Ray Bradbury, Author of SOPA 1	1
58	58 Vote	Bill Cosby Was Found Dead
58	58 Vote	A Thank-You to All the Celebs Who Had a Bad Person Killed
58	58 Vote	Pick Up the Sun
58	58 Vote	I Haven't Used Amazon for Almost 4 Hours
58	58 Vote	California Gunman Identified as 100m-Year-Old Hagfish
58	58 Vote	Go to Bed Already and Forget About the Joys of Motherhood
58	58 Vote	Turning Florida Into a MORGUE
58	58 Vote	Radioactive Rat Snakes Could Help Save Us From Having Babies
58	58 Vote	Texas Is Being Shitty for Sport
58	58 Vote	Judge Decides Not to Kiss Trump's Orange Butt
58	58 Vote	GOP Senate Candidate Who Got Bit by Alligator While Walking Her Dog While Driving
58	58 Vote	Guitar Made of Diamonds May Exist
58	58 Vote	Thousands of Years Old I Became
58	58 Vote	Watch Live: Obama to Give Babies Antibodies via Breast Milk
58	58 Vote	BREAKING: We're Going to Hawaii
58	58 Vote	Help! My Family Wants to Live Inside Marvel Movies
58	58 Vote	Musical Border Collie Loves Playing With Handgun
58	58 Vote	Forty Random Memes to Aid Americans Fleeing Afghanistan
58	58 Vote	GOP Lawmakers Call for Measures to Manage Capybaras
58	58 Vote	How to Find Childcare When Everything Is Stupid
58	58 Vote	Biden's Hands May Be Connected
58	58 Vote	But, What if Black Holes Are Actually Chow Chows in Disguise
58	58 Vote	Trump Swiftly Blows Up Portable Toilet
58	58 Vote	I Am Proud to Be a Complete Pig
58	58 Vote	Blizzard Might Be Hiding in Your Fridge 1	1
58	58 Vote	We're on the Ceiling
58	58 Vote	Put Rum in Your Toaster, FFS
58	58 Vote	Eat a Bunch of Adorable Eels
58	58 Vote	Help! I Look Identical to My Husband
58	58 Vote	Why Do Cats Like to Vote
58	58 Vote	Team Trump Frantically Plots New Ways to Make Yourself Fart
58	58 Vote	Elegant Pajamas That Make Everything Better