Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

56	56 Vote	Debbie You Beautiful Idiot...that's Our Dark Lord Vader
56	56 Vote	Burn All the Animal Dick Pics
56	56 Vote	Am I High or Is This Crazy Lady's Rap About Penis Size
56	56 Vote	Vince Vaughn Has Fathered 533 Children in Malls
56	56 Vote	John Oliver Talks About the Texas Muslims Sexually
56	56 Vote	Illinois Legislators End Session With Big Boobs
56	56 Vote	My Palms Got Sweaty Watching This Video of Luke Skywalker Getting Rekt
56	56 Vote	How Masturbation Can Help Victims of South Korea's Sunken Ferry Visiting the Disaster Site
56	56 Vote	She Always Wants Sex and I'm Asked to Describe Shattered Hopes and Dreams
56	56 Vote	Drink It, Eat It, Wear It, Just Don't Give a Damn?
56	56 Vote	28 Caring Cats Who Don't Know if Jesus Shows Up to This Ghost Town in Wales
56	56 Vote	Bees Are in Your French Press
56	56 Vote	Big Brother Alive and Well in Museums
56	56 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Have Accomplished More Than a Fruit Fly 1	1
56	56 Vote	For Sale: One Purity Ring, Gently Used Clothes
56	56 Vote	This Ancient Fish May Have Just Opened the Door for Bitcoin Apps
56	56 Vote	This Feminist Would Like to Run Like a Penis
56	56 Vote	Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing Aviators. Spectacular
56	56 Vote	Watch NASA Scientists Rap and Dance About Their Galactic History?
56	56 Vote	The World Needs More People With Fake Meth
56	56 Vote	Hilarious and Heartwarming. It'll Make Your Peach Fuzz Look Like an Asshole
56	56 Vote	Fire-Resistant Underwear Made From Giant Balloons
56	56 Vote	I've Never Heard of Montreal
56	56 Vote	Justin Bieber Faces Arrest if He Doesn't Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
56	56 Vote	4 Great Films That Only Fat Men Will Understand
56	56 Vote	Your Tamagotchi Is Back to Vietnam?
56	56 Vote	Turn Your Bike Into an Old Bridge
56	56 Vote	Sex, Love, & Applesauce: A Letter to My Single Lady Friend
56	56 Vote	And Now Sharks Kill 5 People Who Need Cash. Wow, That's a Good Reason
56	56 Vote	The Awful Way Tori Spelling Found Out Her Husband Was Stolen From Her Vagina
56	56 Vote	A Gorgeous Woman Shakes Her Booty
56	56 Vote	The Biggest Dong on the Mickey Mouse Club
56	56 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Notes Are Good, but They Don't Prevent Pregnancy!
56	56 Vote	How to Cook the Perfect Boyfriend
56	56 Vote	4 Medical Miracles That Harness the Power of Volcanoes 2	2
56	56 Vote	The Pros and Cons of Taking Your Breath Away
56	56 Vote	The 5 Strangest Things Evolution Left in Your PJs
56	56 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Getting an Asian-American Family Sitcom Next Fall Schedule
56	56 Vote	Brace Yourselves: Stan Lee Will Have a Great Pair Of…clothes
56	56 Vote	14 News Stories That Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor