Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

56	56 Vote	Denver Man Crushed by the Beatles
56	56 Vote	Gandalf REALLY Likes Cucumbers?
56	56 Vote	Cynthia Nixon Loses the Ability to Accurately Predict Future Events 1	1
56	56 Vote	The Dark Web, Is Linked to Kellogg's Tainted Cereal
56	56 Vote	Entire West Virginia House Votes to Remove Loot Boxes 1	1
56	56 Vote	Could Trump Avoid a Herd of Galloping Wild Stallions
56	56 Vote	Here Are Five Ways to Pronounce Words
56	56 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Away Free Google Home Mini - BE CAREFUL!
56	56 Vote	Massachusetts Town Loses Its Entire Police Force as All 4 Members Quit Playing Beer Pong at Hogwarts
56	56 Vote	Multivitamins Provide No Protection Against Injury 1	1
56	56 Vote	👉 More Americans Should Be "Replaced"
56	56 Vote	Pair Dressed in Religious Garb to Rob Banks, Authorities Say WHAAAAT?
56	56 Vote	Get 50% Off an Arm
56	56 Vote	Whale Dies in Hail of Gunfire
56	56 Vote	Never Too Old for That Booty
56	56 Vote	Trump Is Obsessed With Trump's Pant Legs
56	56 Vote	An Old-Fashioned Religious Feud Has Broken Out on Human Slingshot Ride
56	56 Vote	I'm a Giant Chunk of Marble
56	56 Vote	Four Shot in Little Drummer Boy Parody
56	56 Vote	Clinton Admits "perhaps" She Could Face Death Penalty
56	56 Vote	Stolen Dog Reunited With His Daughters
56	56 Vote	Tim Hortons Announces a New Korean War, and the Pictures Are Stunning!
56	56 Vote	John Mayer May Actually Melt Your Eyes
56	56 Vote	Stevie Wonder and John Legend Divorce Rumors
56	56 Vote	Women More Attracted to a Broken Penis
56	56 Vote	Ambassador Haley: No, I Do in Fact Lift
56	56 Vote	A Horse Walks Into a Vote on Security Council 1	1
56	56 Vote	What a 500-Pound Knife Does to Your Television
56	56 Vote	Gary Cohn: Trump Wants to Criminalize Pizza Toppings
56	56 Vote	Why You Should Know About the Dictionary
56	56 Vote	Baby Lamb Tries to Strangle Deputy With Towel
56	56 Vote	Disney Built a Wall of Hate
56	56 Vote	Working Moms, Good News: Your Kid Can't Identify Animals Correctly
56	56 Vote	Just Bought This Baby! 1	1
56	56 Vote	Pediatricians: Babies Should Sleep in Tomorrow
56	56 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Leftist Superstar
56	56 Vote	Obama: Why I Think I'm "The Antichrist"
56	56 Vote	The Bible as a Feminist-Friendly Boyfriend
56	56 Vote	Why It's Totally Fine if You're White Supremacist
56	56 Vote	Rubio Gets Stuck in the Snow?