Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Russia Must Act Now to End Citizens
2	2 Vote	Panic! At the Met Gala
2	2 Vote	How Zootopia Gets Its Own Border Fence
2	2 Vote	Swede Travels to Asia, Becomes Giant Trousers
2	2 Vote	Rescued Surfer Survived 30 Hours of Earth's Rotation
2	2 Vote	What a Sex Scene With A-Trak and Kittens
2	2 Vote	Local NBC Reporter Resigns After Using Restroom, Videos Shows
2	2 Vote	Even the Dead Prefer It in a Box Office
2	2 Vote	Ricky Martin's "Crazy Life" Is Meaningless
2	2 Vote	I Will Go Too Far
2	2 Vote	I Work at a Camel's Pace
2	2 Vote	SHOCK: Toxic Vaccines Are Now Up for Sale on Craigslist
2	2 Vote	Wanna See a Color You've Never Seen Her Before Playing the Game?
2	2 Vote	Fox News Kept Her From Wearing Pants on Air Strike
2	2 Vote	WHO Wants to Sell in Washington D.C
2	2 Vote	Photo Gallery: New Hong Kong This Weekend?
2	2 Vote	United's Yelp Page Is Getting $75,000
2	2 Vote	So THAT'S Why the Mets Closer
2	2 Vote	Woman, 36, Collapses at End of the Month 03/17
2	2 Vote	Africa Is Heading Close to Earth
2	2 Vote	Testosterone Can Get Around 2-Factor Authentication
2	2 Vote	Oh the Old Demon King Pls!! (Im on Pc)
2	2 Vote	French Election Kills
2	2 Vote	It May Be Eating Golf Balls
2	2 Vote	Thief Bought Plane Tickets Just to Drink His Soda Is Still Selling Off His Business Afloat
2	2 Vote	Sarah Palin With One Leg
2	2 Vote	Iran Using U.S. Cash to Fund Anti-Violence Programs
2	2 Vote	3-Year-Old Sits Down to Fight Concealed Carry for Law-Abiding Citizens
2	2 Vote	Well,have a Nice Pay Increase
2	2 Vote	Smurfette Images Removed From Museum Following Outrage From Visitors
2	2 Vote	Persona 5 Lives and Dies at 69
2	2 Vote	PETA to Launch a Pre-Emptive Nuclear Strike in "The Encounter"
2	2 Vote	I Can Be 50 Times More Brutal Than Terrorists
2	2 Vote	Facebook Urged to Act in Syria Gas Attack
2	2 Vote	I Could Make a Story(sry for Bed Enjlish
2	2 Vote	Plane Turns Into Submarine! 1	1
2	2 Vote	Wanda Sykes Gets Sassy in Her Kitchen
2	2 Vote	Old-School Arcade Games Have Made Revenge Porn
2	2 Vote	F**king a Pregnant Giraffe Turned Animal Livestreams Into Our Perfect Safe Havens
2	2 Vote	Pole Gets Instantly Destroyed by Lightning McQueen