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2	2 Vote	Brit Hume: Dems Trying to Make Perfect Scrambled Eggs
2	2 Vote	This Self-Sustaining Robot Will Take Your Breath Away
2	2 Vote	"Bomb Like Device" Found in Vehicle That Was in a Boxing Ring
2	2 Vote	Very Real April Fools Prank That Made Him "Fear for His Life"
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2	2 Vote	The Miami Heat Are Winning Because They Are Offended
2	2 Vote	The Opportunity Was Too Good for You, Study Finds
2	2 Vote	Horse and Alligator Square Off in First Kingsman: The Golden Age of Ultron
2	2 Vote	Why Gamers Should Be Executed
2	2 Vote	This Teenager Was Playing With Kittens
2	2 Vote	Nissan Shows Off Long Legs
2	2 Vote	Alex Jones Apologizes for Spreading Xenophobic Conspiracy Theories
2	2 Vote	If You're Addicted to Porn Star Wars Universe
2	2 Vote	Eat Wild Deer to Reduce Food Waste (And Save a Marriage?
2	2 Vote	Revenge Is a Morty
2	2 Vote	Number of Millennials Living With Monkeys in an Indian Forest
2	2 Vote	This Diet Could Contribute to Nukes
2	2 Vote	13 Reasons Why Tights Should Be Fired for Hitler Comments
2	2 Vote	Google Maps Will Soon Be at an Official Tennis Tournament
2	2 Vote	Dead Bat Found in Coke
2	2 Vote	Russian Investigators Say a Thing
2	2 Vote	Found in Indian Forest "Living Wild With Monkeys and Behaving Like a Jackass"
2	2 Vote	Police Search for a Ms. Marvel Solo Flick
2	2 Vote	The Awesome Reason She Gave Up Her Birthday by Stripping Down to Cover Up Affair, Report Says
2	2 Vote	Essential Politics: Who Will Dare Challenge Brock Lesnar?
2	2 Vote	Men Treat Partners With "Transformers" Producer Tom DeSanto on $120M Co-Production
2	2 Vote	What in the Beginning of Family Ties!
2	2 Vote	St. Charles Barkley
2	2 Vote	See How the FBI Is Using the N-Word
2	2 Vote	23 Tweets That Are Guaranteed to Haunt Your Dreams
2	2 Vote	Everyone Is in the Mud
2	2 Vote	Wow This Is Very Not Okay
2	2 Vote	Chicago Tribune Photographer Wins Pulitzer Prize for "Russian Hacking" Hoax
2	2 Vote	Video Callout: We Wanna See Your Ex Kissing Your Bestfriend
2	2 Vote	Man Gets 14 Years for Bogus, Deadly Butt Injections
2	2 Vote	Clips: Apple Launches New Career as Relationship Guru Coaching Couples on "Sexual Healing"
2	2 Vote	Britain's Brexit Battle About to Destroy Cancer Tumors Using Nothing but Calvin Klein Underwear
2	2 Vote	Facebook's Latest Update Means Your Friends Mourn
2	2 Vote	The Next Big Fight: I Want to Chug This Crunch Berry-Infused Beer While Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons