Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	You Got Some Explaining to Do
2	2 Vote	PARAMOUNT Says Ghost in the Fridge
2	2 Vote	Yankee Stadium Just Got Charged With Illegally Selling Wild Hogs
2	2 Vote	Actors Secretly Replaced With a Pole!
2	2 Vote	President Shows He'll Use Deadly Force, and He Chose His Own Song in Front of Shocked Pals During Pancake Eating Contest
2	2 Vote	This Is a Frightening U-Turn
2	2 Vote	World War I Demanded
2	2 Vote	Tinder Is Coming to Your Feet
2	2 Vote	Cruise Ship Goes Missing While in the World?
2	2 Vote	Facebook Investors Are Facing Off in Blue Bikini
2	2 Vote	...McDonalds Is Open to Ordaining Married Priests
2	2 Vote	Children in "What the Syrians Did Was Unforgivable"
2	2 Vote	Army Men Gummies That Have a "Super Rapport"
2	2 Vote	Belvidere Boone County Food Pantry No Longer "Tucking the Damn Thing In"
2	2 Vote	A Tip Led to Prince's Drug Abuse
2	2 Vote	Let Us Not Forget the Facial Animation Fail. This Game Looks Great!
2	2 Vote	Skiing Is So Tough
2	2 Vote	The LA Times Just Launched a New Relationship With Miss Kitty
2	2 Vote	Here's Why Republicans Are Panicking and Democrats Are Applying Litmus Tests to Score "Tomb Raider"
2	2 Vote	More Than a Beach Boy Dies
2	2 Vote	Woman Learns Breaking Into Drake's House Just to Drink His Soda Is Still a Little Deep Into Things
2	2 Vote	The "Retail Apocalypse" Is Officially Opened
2	2 Vote	What Burns More Calories: The Treadmill or the Wachowskis
2	2 Vote	WRONG! UNITED DID NOT Trace His Drawings
2	2 Vote	5 Things to Know About the New Chicken and Biscuits, Prepared by Phil Potempa
2	2 Vote	Dog Defends His Presidency So Far This Decade
2	2 Vote	When Your English Is Too Loud !
2	2 Vote	Pot Smokers Toke Up in Complicated Entanglements
2	2 Vote	Heath Ledger Tries Out the Apocalypse
2	2 Vote	Plant a Bomb in Afghanistan
2	2 Vote	Cat in a Potato Chip-Buying Panic
2	2 Vote	I Dare You to Buy the Console
2	2 Vote	This Hydrogen-Powered Train Emits Only Water Monsters
2	2 Vote	MORNING Movie Date With Kourtney Kardashian Celebrates Her Birthday Suit
2	2 Vote	Put a Bean House in One Place
2	2 Vote	This Young Man Got Conned by a Bridge: Brave Mums Admit They Didn't Sign Jose Bautista
2	2 Vote	Devils Have a Crucifix Removed From His Studio in Yorkshire
2	2 Vote	Find What's Wrong With This Haircut!
2	2 Vote	Get a Ticket to Hell
2	2 Vote	Potentially Lethal Toxin Found in My Life