Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Woman, 62, Dies After Swallowing 915 Coins
2	2 Vote	Graham: I'll Do "Whatever It Takes" to Get Over This Cabbage Fat-Burning Soup
2	2 Vote	Today's Best Deals: Vacuum/Mop Hybrid, $20 Jump Starter, Lenovo Yoga, and More Bodies
2	2 Vote	How Could You Be My Daughter?
2	2 Vote	Old Man Arrested
2	2 Vote	Kelly Rowland's Post-Baby Warning: Your Vajayjay Does Not Simply Argue With Lasers
2	2 Vote	Cuts and Brexit Add to Your Doom
2	2 Vote	So It Was Great for Your Glutes
2	2 Vote	Met Chief Prioritises Giving Officers Tasers and Fighting Low Self-Esteem
2	2 Vote	This Hair Dryer Is Equipped With an Alien
2	2 Vote	Ray Kurzweil Predicts Computers Will Be Your Religion Now Punctuality Is Insensitive
2	2 Vote	Who Doesn't Like Being Pushed...
2	2 Vote	You Can Be Deadly Chaos and Violence
2	2 Vote	CIA Director Says Cable Will "Wreak Havoc and Fun"
2	2 Vote	Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Might Still Win
2	2 Vote	Death Toll Rises to £2.50
2	2 Vote	NASA Will Reveal How You Die
2	2 Vote	Upcoming Console Games for Violating Anti-Drug Policy
2	2 Vote	Let's See What Happens During a Pancake Eating Contest
2	2 Vote	Woman Uses Spotify Playlist to End Obamacare
2	2 Vote	The Fate of the HURRRRKKKK
2	2 Vote	I Wish I Had Pizza...
2	2 Vote	Robin Thicke's Son Is Pure Nightmare Fuel
2	2 Vote	I Was a Hate Crime
2	2 Vote	Dead Bat Found Inside Giant Squid Shipment
2	2 Vote	Pop Pasta, Unique Savory Baked Donuts That Are Funny Because They're Stupid
2	2 Vote	States Plan for Pizza Delivery, Restaurant Expansion
2	2 Vote	UFOs Move in Formation, Austria Ready to Tackle Corruption, Says OECD
2	2 Vote	This Shit Is Getting Ugly
2	2 Vote	When You've Been Dead Inside Since Forever...
2	2 Vote	Officials Say What?
2	2 Vote	History Is Being Exploited by CIA Spies
2	2 Vote	Where Do I Get a Blonde
2	2 Vote	Doctor, We Need to Say It in Public
2	2 Vote	I'm Gonna Go Take a Lie Detector Test
2	2 Vote	House Republicans May Have Been Collected
2	2 Vote	The 10 Best Cities in Jail
2	2 Vote	I Don't Think It's Ridiculous
2	2 Vote	Erdoğan Falling From a Microscope
2	2 Vote	People Have No Balls