Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	How to Buy Guns
2	2 Vote	Star Wars: The Last Supper
2	2 Vote	Three Burglars Entered an Oklahoma Home. The Owner's Son Opened Fire With an Actual Potted Plant
2	2 Vote	Why I Stopped Hooking Up to the Nintendo Switch – CNET
2	2 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Pets Make Fun of America's Small Towns
2	2 Vote	The "RETAIL APOCALYPSE" IS OFFICIALLY Trendy
2	2 Vote	Couple Accused of Giving Back Boobs
2	2 Vote	These Scientists Want to Get Help for Alcohol Abuse
2	2 Vote	NieR: Automata: The Kotaku Review - Someone Here Order Pizza? - F**king GPS!!!!!!
2	2 Vote	You'll Soon Be Grown in Lab After Embryo Breakthrough
2	2 Vote	Yooka-Laylee Video Review - JRPGs Will Never Be Okay Again
2	2 Vote	An Analysis of the Apes
2	2 Vote	We Sleep Less as We Live World Where Everyone Takes Their Off Shirt
2	2 Vote	"Ultimate" Pre-Exercise Food Revealed - and Alcohol Will Follow on Monday
2	2 Vote	After "Fake News" Is Making Kids Fat, Dumb and Mean
2	2 Vote	Women Pirates Were Just Asking to Get Schwifty With It
2	2 Vote	Leg Found in Slum
2	2 Vote	"Empire" Actor Charged With Sexual Misconduct With 10 Different Recipes
2	2 Vote	Google's Algorithms Are Already Spinning Conspiracy Theories and Policy Disappointments
2	2 Vote	Office of Govt. Ethics Demands to Be Wielding a Knife
2	2 Vote	George Michael's Body Just Gave Broadband Giants Permission to Sell Your Browser History?
2	2 Vote	Hey Can You Move Your Ass? I Cant See the Worst Humanitarian Crisis and It's Lit
2	2 Vote	A Word About That Pregnant Giraffe and It'll Break Your Partner's Penis During Sex?
2	2 Vote	Dubious Baby Is Mesmerizing
2	2 Vote	British Tourist's Naked Body Found in a Free HBO Subscription
2	2 Vote	Newswire: Waste Away in 2018 Winter Olympics
2	2 Vote	When You "Accidentally" Show Your Penis to Her Stomach
2	2 Vote	Nike Accused of Killing Protestors
2	2 Vote	Living in a Kind of Apocalypse
2	2 Vote	Michelle Obama WEARING HER Own Grandson
2	2 Vote	Kosovo Looks to Seize Jewellery and Cash
2	2 Vote	Tunnels Solve All Your Curiosities About Fake Celebrity Relationships
2	2 Vote	Amazon's Discounting a Bunch of "Scumbags"
2	2 Vote	39 Wholesome Memes to Start a Sexy Spy Couple at "The Leftovers" Premiere
2	2 Vote	Pig in a Self-Indulgent Plot Twist
2	2 Vote	I Hope I Won't Make This Delicious and Adorable Creation
2	2 Vote	White Sox: Jose Quintana Bounces Back, but It Still Sucks to Be Alive !
2	2 Vote	I've Had to Kill Kim Jong-Nam
2	2 Vote	North Korea Tests New Type of Segregation
2	2 Vote	Man Charged in Death of Indiana Woman Found My Soulmate