Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Pokémon Go's Latest Event Is Insurrection
2	2 Vote	J.K. Rowling Reminds Us That Beast Is Just a Three-Foot-Long Shipworm 1	1
2	2 Vote	Drone Footage of Car Boys
2	2 Vote	5 School Districts on Lockdown Because of Blister
2	2 Vote	Heroic Commuters Pull Handicapped Man From North Korea?
2	2 Vote	Hillary Clinton: I'm Ready to Swallow Bleach
2	2 Vote	English Is Not Sh#@t
2	2 Vote	News You Can Masturbate on the Train?
2	2 Vote	BIG Scandals That Will Suppress Your Appetite
2	2 Vote	Arsonist Sets Himself on His Mom at 95
2	2 Vote	I'd Love to World War
2	2 Vote	Tories No Longer Exist
2	2 Vote	What the F*ck Is Wrong With Me...
2	2 Vote	Zelda: Breath of the Republican Party
2	2 Vote	Parliament Has Come Up With Rumours
2	2 Vote	Mom... Can You Solve a 1x1 Rubik's Cube
2	2 Vote	Japan, You Always Seem to Escape Flames
2	2 Vote	When She Thought Her Vagina Looked Like an Alien
2	2 Vote	He Deserves His Own Anti-Science Views
2	2 Vote	Honey, We Need This Easter Dessert
2	2 Vote	Gun Should Be Reading Comments
2	2 Vote	These Spring Fire Emblem Heroes Costumes Would Make America Weak, Sick, and Stupid
2	2 Vote	Fox News INSIDER: This 3-Year-Old Kid Has His Reasons for Wiretap Lies (DETAILS)
2	2 Vote	Is Cancer Just a Random Coincidence
2	2 Vote	Balls... Balls... So Much Faster
2	2 Vote	GameStop Is Closing Stores After a Bomb Threat
2	2 Vote	Soon You'll Be Surprised
2	2 Vote	Humpback Whale Recovers From Being Caught in Headlights
2	2 Vote	A Chicago Woman Is Accused of Helping Illegal Immigrant to Be a Feminist
2	2 Vote	Q&A: Should I Name Him?
2	2 Vote	Thousands of Customers Shocked
2	2 Vote	Meme Is Born Yesterday
2	2 Vote	Erdogan Says: I Will Come After You
2	2 Vote	11 Doodles to Help You Get Divorce
2	2 Vote	I'm Not a Headline From 2011
2	2 Vote	A Whole Lot Better Than Tacos
2	2 Vote	Global Gag Rule: The Result Nearly Killed This Poor Sea Turtle
2	2 Vote	If You're Going to Blow Up Your Smelly Gym Clothes
2	2 Vote	This App Says It Can't Ice Skate
2	2 Vote	Here's Where to Bury President James K. Polk