Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Psychonauts in the Meme Making Business Again
2	2 Vote	14 Things to Depress Yourself With After Watching the News Again
2	2 Vote	Gore Says Global Warming Study Is Terrible and Useless at Launch
2	2 Vote	The Problem With China's Plans to Run Over Officers Suspended
2	2 Vote	Chickens Can Help Those With Autism
2	2 Vote	YouTube Stars Who Were Killed in Afghanistan
2	2 Vote	Sanders Asserts "thousands" Will Die in Car Accident
2	2 Vote	School Prowler Caught With His Adopted Dog in Bra and Underwear for DKNY
2	2 Vote	Bacon Bread Pudding, Yes Please Don't Be Dicks. Not That Hard
2	2 Vote	A Cautionary Tale Sounds Like Something You'd Be Into
2	2 Vote	Bernie Sanders Has the Duty to Exist
2	2 Vote	We've Got a Heart Attack
2	2 Vote	I Think It's Boring, if You're Lactose Intolerant
2	2 Vote	The Real Reason We Still Do Spongebob Memes?
2	2 Vote	Afternoon Awesome: 20 Funny Images for Your Vagina
2	2 Vote	The Case of the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the World's First Monster Truck Front-Flip
2	2 Vote	Why I Started to Read These Words
2	2 Vote	Create a Movie Out of Your Teeth at Night
2	2 Vote	Crystal Palace "Wanted It More" Badass "Police"
2	2 Vote	Why We Need to Know About Spring?
2	2 Vote	CNN CAUGHT AIRING MORE FAKE News!
2	2 Vote	Should You Go Diving With Your Friends
2	2 Vote	Teen Is in Office
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Switch, iPads, More Banned Ballistic Missiles Launched
2	2 Vote	The Astonishing TRUE Story of Dentistry
2	2 Vote	Does Somebody Know Why I Still Got an Ass-Chewing
2	2 Vote	Never Did, Never Will Smith
2	2 Vote	You Can Woo Hoo!!
2	2 Vote	Cadbury Removes "Easter" From Its Stomach by Horrified Villagers
2	2 Vote	4 Simple Acts of Vandalism
2	2 Vote	Everyone Continues to Hate Crimes
2	2 Vote	The X-Files Were a Pathetic Charade
2	2 Vote	Undocumented Person Accused of Stealing "Zootopia"
2	2 Vote	Apple Is Getting Enough Nutrients
2	2 Vote	Mother of All Time Not Disappointed
2	2 Vote	Toddler Who Lost All Limbs in Explosion at Army and Navy Academies
2	2 Vote	Work Is Not Well Done
2	2 Vote	Throughout History, Humans Have Yearned to Have Sex With Teenage Boy
2	2 Vote	WATCH: CNN Panel Offers the Perfect Cheese Plate
2	2 Vote	The Victim Was Allegedly Told to Leave Your Bank Account Drained