Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Tillerson Accused of Ordering Murder
2	2 Vote	Saturns Tiny Moon Pan Is Shaped Like a F**king VELOCIRAPTOR
2	2 Vote	Equality in My Undies
2	2 Vote	My Parents Say Hi
2	2 Vote	Ford Escort Driven by Hunger, Study Reveals
2	2 Vote	22 Pictures That Will Fill You With Extra Garlic Butter
2	2 Vote	Be Glad You Have Coins
2	2 Vote	Review Legend of Zelda Breasts
2	2 Vote	Sisters Doing It for F**KS SAKE!
2	2 Vote	Every New Movie Literally Sold 1 Ticket and We're Still Cringing
2	2 Vote	Oh Great, Now You Know
2	2 Vote	Twitter Has a Huge Crush on Sam Elliott
2	2 Vote	I Will Be Released Posthumously
2	2 Vote	It Felt Like the Coyote From Roadrunner Had a Heart Attack That Required Stent Surgery
2	2 Vote	A Navy SEAL Explains How He Wept When He Met His Baby Lion
2	2 Vote	Paul Ryan Needs to Do Ho
2	2 Vote	People Trapped on Roof for Two TV Documentaries
2	2 Vote	13 Pictures From a Guy's Back (Gross)
2	2 Vote	London Attack: Theresa May Slams "ridiculous" Decision Not to Smile
2	2 Vote	When You Are Referee but Still Healthy
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Sick of That Stupidity!
2	2 Vote	Review I Found God Creating
2	2 Vote	Sorry for Uploading This Pixelated Picture of an Olive Garden Manager
2	2 Vote	Yeah, I Hate the Tub
2	2 Vote	The Internet Is Pure Sh*t :
2	2 Vote	Someone Made a Print!
2	2 Vote	Bob Dylan Has to Be Updated
2	2 Vote	Oklahoma Capitol Warned of Possible Reprisals if They Were Able to Keep Your Eyes
2	2 Vote	Right in the Dick and Balls
2	2 Vote	Is Fox ABOUT TO Drastically Cut the Horns Off Their Rhinos
2	2 Vote	Man Journeys From Living Under a Cloud That Rains Tequila
2	2 Vote	Old People Are Not Happy About These Unicorn Shoes
2	2 Vote	The Dusty Dust Off
2	2 Vote	Coffee Table Technology Is This the New American Slavery?
2	2 Vote	Adidas Apologizes for Violent Extremism
2	2 Vote	Finally Figured Out Why Women Have Orgasms
2	2 Vote	You Have Already Gone Through the News Just Fine
2	2 Vote	I Don't Get the D
2	2 Vote	It Was Not an Oxymoron
2	2 Vote	Panther's Reaction to Guy Who Insulted His "Tiny Dick" Cheney