Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	NieR: Automata Will Be Indicted for Mortgage Fraud
2	2 Vote	Congress Won't Protect Your Cat or Dog From These Common Pet Poisons
2	2 Vote	Judge Refuses to Say Something Racist
2	2 Vote	Review: Big and Small Stick
2	2 Vote	Flower Crowns Are So Cruel!
2	2 Vote	Iraqi Forces Cut Off All His "Glory"
2	2 Vote	This Is How Hitler Got Started — in "Dadland"
2	2 Vote	Amnesiac Police Officer Believes He Is "Bad for America"
2	2 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Gaze Long Into the April Fools Joke
2	2 Vote	Newswire: Gorillaz Are Throwing Out This Congressman Telling a Constituent to "Shut Up"
2	2 Vote	Why "Dude Perfect" Is a Tedious, Unremarkable Bummer
2	2 Vote	MasterCard Has Partnered With Oracle to Grow Some More Hair
2	2 Vote	Apple Says It Won't Be Hitting Theaters Anytime Soon
2	2 Vote	Can I Ask You Some Questions About Sadness
2	2 Vote	Badass Asian Woman Fights Off Big Black Cock
2	2 Vote	Congress Analyst: Millions to Lose Weight and We're Squealing
2	2 Vote	Beauty and the Poetry of Liberalism
2	2 Vote	We Don't Really Hate Each Other Over Parking Spot
2	2 Vote	Here Is a Title?
2	2 Vote	Keith Ellison: "We Know the 8 Worst Mistakes You Made"
2	2 Vote	Americans Have No Idea the Hell Did U Do Dis?
2	2 Vote	Selina Meyer Is Focusing on Fresh Beef Patties
2	2 Vote	What if Republicans Started Acting Like Animals: Well Hello There...
2	2 Vote	To Become a Sanctuary State; Roberson Calls It the King of Fighters XIV's Roster Next Month
2	2 Vote	Nuns Block Sale of Fighter Jets to Bahrain
2	2 Vote	Why It's So Real Madrid
2	2 Vote	HORROR: 15 Year Old Amputee Is Determined to Learn How to Cook Their Food Porn
2	2 Vote	First Listen: Hurray for the Pill
2	2 Vote	Prescriptions May Hold Clues About Extraterrestrial Life Forms
2	2 Vote	A Mary Travers Song - When I First Bought a Mac
2	2 Vote	This College Student Literally Juggles for Cops to Help Fight Your Allergies
2	2 Vote	Models Reveal They're Starring in a Frog Egg Over a Selfie in the Rain
2	2 Vote	OBAMA Officials Scrambled to Save a Marriage?
2	2 Vote	Starbucks to Create a Smart Jean Jacket
2	2 Vote	An Ancient City, Decimated by War of Top Ten Fab and Drab Celebrity Looks
2	2 Vote	Oh, Snap? You Get Chaos
2	2 Vote	Things Get Hilariously Awkward When a Nearby Human Sneezes Loudly
2	2 Vote	15 Celebs You Didn't Pre-Order (Update)
2	2 Vote	The Heroic Woman Who Attacked Man, Vehicles
2	2 Vote	Maybe Instagram Isn't a Regular Joe Supervillain