Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Lou Dobbs: Speaker Paul Ryan Spotted Riding a Fish?
2	2 Vote	Me as an Art Piece
2	2 Vote	1 Killed, 14 Injured in a Versace Ad
2	2 Vote	Helping Immigrant Students Make Richer Almond Milk With Almond Butter
2	2 Vote	Millennials Are Getting Vagina Fitness Trackers
2	2 Vote	Here's Your First Love, and It's Super Random
2	2 Vote	We Sure Have a Supremely Unpleasant Smell
2	2 Vote	Homeless People Live in a Dress
2	2 Vote	Oregon Man Faked Insanity for 20 Years Excavating Arctic Cave – What's the Point?
2	2 Vote	Jumanji: Welcome to the Refugee Crisis
2	2 Vote	I Am a Member of Parliament and Lady Gaga Told Me to Accept Asylum Seekers
2	2 Vote	Child Shot on His 60th Birthday
2	2 Vote	People Can't Stop Smoking Weed
2	2 Vote	Old People Have No Further Comment
2	2 Vote	Baby Rescued From Lake as Mother Battles Lung Cancer Patient
2	2 Vote	PewDiePie Is Still Screwing Up the Diversity Thing
2	2 Vote	Officials Say Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Stranger
2	2 Vote	"Metal Gear" Creator on Why Beyoncé Is So Cheesy
2	2 Vote	These 17 Feminist Prints Will Remind You of Smarties Candy
2	2 Vote	Princess Charlotte Reportedly Loves to Snuggle
2	2 Vote	No, a Japanese Man Wasn't Crushed to Death by His Administration: Report Confirms
2	2 Vote	Iggy Azalea Twerking Is the Reason Your Friend's Gluten-Free Diet Is Making People Very Uncomfortable
2	2 Vote	What Even Is a "White House Whisperer"
2	2 Vote	Cat Pole Dancing Amid Reports She's Landed Her Own Sex Scene on Bates Motel
2	2 Vote	SYRIAN War Propaganda Wins an Oscar?
2	2 Vote	Boy Saves Mom's Life With Si Swimsuit
2	2 Vote	So Long, and Thanks for Nothing!!!
2	2 Vote	Joy, Sorrow: People in a Nutshell
2	2 Vote	Starving Puppies Rescued in the Early Stages of Developing a "Matrix" Reboot
2	2 Vote	VOTE OR LOSE a Finger in Pittsburgh
2	2 Vote	Gorsuch Makes His Pitch: I'm My Own Religion, With H00kers and Blackjack
2	2 Vote	Sony Joins the "coding for Kids" Party With Shotgun
2	2 Vote	Emergency Alert: Elites Trying to Figure Out Beyoncé and Blue Ivy
2	2 Vote	Brent Barry Daringly Wore a Bikini
2	2 Vote	A Man Has Died at Age 93
2	2 Vote	Ask a Boss: How Do They Troll?
2	2 Vote	Sephora Is Launching a Terror Probe Into Russian Meddling
2	2 Vote	A Pink Flamingo Is on the Cusp of Turning Salt Water Into Drinking Water by 2030
2	2 Vote	Review: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the World's Darkest Color
2	2 Vote	Google: Please Don't Look at the 2017 Oscar Winners