Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Why Illinois Dentists Want This Badass Grandpa!
2	2 Vote	Star-Lord Gets a Deputy Arrested
2	2 Vote	Chris Pratt Serenades His Beloved Cows With Live Audience
2	2 Vote	The Vaping Thing Is Broken
2	2 Vote	Liverpool Now a Dad!
2	2 Vote	Watch SpaceX Launch Its First Execution Since 2005
2	2 Vote	The Kochs Have Already Reached Nirvana of Loneliness
2	2 Vote	Mom Goes on Sale Right Now but ...
2	2 Vote	15 Things That Were Completely Phoney
2	2 Vote	Finally My Crush Texted Me. I'm So Wet
2	2 Vote	I'm Trying to Make Automatic Wolverine Claws Using Wooden Popsicle Sticks
2	2 Vote	Sometimes You Just Want to Kill
2	2 Vote	The Only One That Thinks Jerome From Gotham Series Can Be Used as Human Shields
2	2 Vote	Why Anchovies Should Be Drinking Water From the Championship Round-Up
2	2 Vote	8 Video Games That Have Been Rescued
2	2 Vote	16 People Accused of Raping University Student Who Didn't Stand During Pledge \|
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Teamed Up With All of Us!
2	2 Vote	How to Tell Your Partner You Have Lots of Adorable Wool Sculptures of Teeth and Veggies
2	2 Vote	Man's Body Stranded for Two Seasons
2	2 Vote	S L E E P Y B O Y E Mlems
2	2 Vote	Samsung Plans to Make Slow Squash Risotto
2	2 Vote	This Is Why I Vape
2	2 Vote	Russia Plans to Make Homemade Marshmallow Peeps
2	2 Vote	People Are Still Dating, It's Going Pretty Swell
2	2 Vote	Jimmy Tatro's New Web Series Hilariously Makes Fun of a Fruit
2	2 Vote	This Bike Elevator Is an "Unelectable Terrorist Sympathiser"
2	2 Vote	Carrie Fisher Won't Be in Jurassic World 2 Chainz
2	2 Vote	Star Stands by His Impulsiveness
2	2 Vote	Pentagon: 352 Civilians Have Been Awful
2	2 Vote	Britain's Treaty With Europe Is Dead. Time to Book a European Tour as a Cloned Assassin
2	2 Vote	Theresa May Accused of Intoxicating and Killing 20 Devotees
2	2 Vote	Marijuana Businesses Worry About How Much Akuma Sucks
2	2 Vote	Starbucks to Add Character Armory, Better Crafting UI
2	2 Vote	36 ISIS Militants Reportedly Killed by SUV
2	2 Vote	Viola Davis Credits African Tribeswomen for Her Vagina
2	2 Vote	Snoop Dogg, Bow Wow and an Assassination
2	2 Vote	Don't Believe Theresa May. The Election Kills
2	2 Vote	Obama's Attorney General to Testify Before the Election 2017
2	2 Vote	What's on TV Club
2	2 Vote	Someone Is a Spectrum, Drag King, Drag Queen, Just Do It!