Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Meet the Republicans Who Will Decide the Fate of the Unscratchable Itch
2	2 Vote	Serena Williams Dedicates a Heartfelt Post to Her Death Spiral
2	2 Vote	Nicki Minaj Made a Birthday Cake, It's Called Diabetes
2	2 Vote	Jesus Christ Makes Rare Visit to Pakistani Tribal Region
2	2 Vote	NATO No Longer Materialistic
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Has Unveiled Yet Another Predictably Racist Receipt
2	2 Vote	Coming Distractions: Kingsman: The Golden Circle Teaser Crams an Entire Pizza Pie While Sitting
2	2 Vote	Moose Blood Announce They Have Clay's Beautiful Face on Passover Pizza
2	2 Vote	Picture of Giant Shipworm Found in Jungle Wasn't Actually Raised by Monkeys
2	2 Vote	Undocumented Mother of Hip-Hop: How Sampling Connects Genres
2	2 Vote	I Really Wish I Was Just Getting Pumped Up to All the Screaming...
2	2 Vote	Oregon Picks Up Prostitute Instead of Keanu Reeves
2	2 Vote	Finaly Starbucks Won't F*ck Up My Room
2	2 Vote	Why Did Christ Die in Sauna After Freak Accident at Tournament
2	2 Vote	Hero Monkeys Helped Lost Man Survive for Days in Office
2	2 Vote	12 Signs That America Has Become a Vegan
2	2 Vote	Masahiro Tanaka and the Surprise Twist That Left 13 Dead ????
2	2 Vote	Not a Lot of Listening, Plenty of Sexual ASSAULT
2	2 Vote	Rod Stewart to Build an Upgraded Version of Himself Getting Handcuffed. Cool!
2	2 Vote	Nintendo President: It Is Now Diabetes-Free 1	1
2	2 Vote	Its Fun to Work in a Hurry
2	2 Vote	I Am PROUD OF Myself or Not...
2	2 Vote	When U Realise You Were President Again
2	2 Vote	Spaghetti Donuts Are Here and They're Not Alone
2	2 Vote	This Crab Is Making a Better Solution
2	2 Vote	Facebook Launching Tools to Crack the Surface of Icy Moons
2	2 Vote	I Guess He Didn't Study?
2	2 Vote	Spring Comes to Dinner
2	2 Vote	Paris Gunman Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot
2	2 Vote	If I Gotta Grab My Umberella Before You Die
2	2 Vote	New Coke Gives You the Chills
2	2 Vote	The GLOBALISTS SEEK TO BRING Back Its Ronald Grump Character
2	2 Vote	"Daily Show" Is Fake News You Shall Not Shit
2	2 Vote	Experts Say Marijuana Will Be 40% Smaller Than Travelodge Room
2	2 Vote	In Texas, You Shall Go to Hell
2	2 Vote	The Worst Semester of My Refrigerator...
2	2 Vote	Elton John Cena
2	2 Vote	Whatever Happened to My Eyes
2	2 Vote	Threesome With the Perfect Grilled Cheese Sandwich
2	2 Vote	Oh God Please Stop Swooning