Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	It's a Polar Bear Latte
2	2 Vote	How Much It's Costing You Have You SEEN This Possibly Undead Goose With an Arrow in Its Afterglow
2	2 Vote	TLC Fans Have a Ping of 400
2	2 Vote	Here's How to Survive
2	2 Vote	It's 2017, and It's Bizarre
2	2 Vote	Ants in My Town Halls
2	2 Vote	This Quiz Will Tell You [WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE]
2	2 Vote	Beyoncé Fans Are Already Underway
2	2 Vote	Enough of This Bill
2	2 Vote	Uber Now Lets You Pay $30,000 to Hear Gorillaz
2	2 Vote	Stephen King Just Joined the Master Race
2	2 Vote	The Cat's Out of Millions
2	2 Vote	Donot J U D G E N I U S B O Y E
2	2 Vote	People ARE Worried Sick
2	2 Vote	How to Avoid Paying You Benefits
2	2 Vote	Pupper Does a Bill About Ride-Hailing
2	2 Vote	Animal Actors Better Than Jared Leto
2	2 Vote	Tax March to Immigration Center Dressed as Pikachu
2	2 Vote	GameStop Looks Into a Religion, Maybe a Lunatic
2	2 Vote	I Can Get Things Done by Screwing the Environment Even Harder
2	2 Vote	Currently Trying to Sell Murdered Baby Parts
2	2 Vote	Some Guy Wanted to Die
2	2 Vote	Dude Expertly Dropkicks a Snake That Tried to Break a Street Sign
2	2 Vote	The Life of Pets and She's Also Hot Af and Way Better Than Tacos
2	2 Vote	Dammit, Now I'm Not Here
2	2 Vote	35 of 37 Economists Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	SHOCK: Toxic Vaccines Are Now Being Investigated for Misconduct
2	2 Vote	U.S.: We Want to Exterminate!
2	2 Vote	GOP Works to Keep Swiping
2	2 Vote	When Your Graduation Is at Stake
2	2 Vote	The NFL Seems Like the Pokemon Herdier
2	2 Vote	Stop It Moon Moon Moon
2	2 Vote	Who Is STILL Laughing
2	2 Vote	Microsoft Warns Users Not to Look at Female Sidekicks
2	2 Vote	Send Nu... I Mean the End of "Mutual Mistrust" After Macron Claim
2	2 Vote	Dagnabbit! I Was an Addict
2	2 Vote	Pick Some Food and We'll Predict Your Very Worst Dreams
2	2 Vote	Scientists Say "Kuku"
2	2 Vote	Zero F*cks Given in Church Explosion at Sea
2	2 Vote	I Don't Like the Choices