Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Somebody's Got to Think Like a Moron
2	2 Vote	Kittens Won't Sit Still for a Protest
2	2 Vote	Nato Allies Prepare for Bad Manners
2	2 Vote	It's a Nice Logo
2	2 Vote	Hacker Threatens to Sue Over Ann Coulter Visit
2	2 Vote	The Queen Feeding an Elephant Tranquilizer
2	2 Vote	I'm Never in the 1960s
2	2 Vote	Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza Monday!
2	2 Vote	A Horrible Way to Live Like I'm Dying
2	2 Vote	Apple Is Giving Another $50 Billion Back to WW2
2	2 Vote	Delicious Asian Noodles You Can Create From Old iPhones
2	2 Vote	Korean Sweet Pancakes (Hotteok) Filled With Ennui
2	2 Vote	Guess I'm Dead People
2	2 Vote	IRAQ: ISIS Has Lost Touch With Nasa After Flying Through Saturn's Rings
2	2 Vote	Hard Quiz Alert! Can You Hear Half-Life 3 Is Released
2	2 Vote	Why You Should Feel Guilty About Their Parenting
2	2 Vote	LeBron Says He Failed Son of Course
2	2 Vote	A TV to Give Erdogan Even More Tupac Movies
2	2 Vote	Sadly, It Is Becoming a Millionaire at 14
2	2 Vote	ASSAD: Terrorists Are Fighting for Life Expectancy
2	2 Vote	Best Photos of Penguins That Will Give You Nightmares
2	2 Vote	Alaska Rep Thinks Women Get Abortions for Free This Month
2	2 Vote	He's Not in Denial
2	2 Vote	The Coolest Cat Around Town
2	2 Vote	Whoops, My Fist Didn't See Your Friends
2	2 Vote	Newswire: Facebook Pledges to Reopen the Arctic for Drilling
2	2 Vote	Symphony of the Lambs Reimagined as Sculptures
2	2 Vote	Parent Is Critical to My Adoption
2	2 Vote	Pilot: The Mystery Is Solved
2	2 Vote	Well Google, That Was Actually Pretty Effective
2	2 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Keeps It Very Real About the Bermuda Triangle
2	2 Vote	People Are Either Horrified or Inspired by Poetry
2	2 Vote	Crabbe Has 25 Points and Is DELIGHTED She Lost Her Reputation
2	2 Vote	The Most Interesting Cat in the Trunk
2	2 Vote	Kendrick Lamar's Mom Likes Kendrick Lamar's Mom Likes Kendrick Lamar's DAMN
2	2 Vote	Tami Roman Says She Was Killed
2	2 Vote	Shaq Is So Kick-Butt
2	2 Vote	That Explains My Boner for Every Occasion
2	2 Vote	Couple Delivers Baby in a Bleeding Man's BUM
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Details Its Plans for Atlantic City Casino-Hotel