Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Pet City: The Doctor Will See That (Shudder)
2	2 Vote	Sean Hannity Could Be a Little Sad Too...
2	2 Vote	Katy Perry Named After Her Violin
2	2 Vote	Say It Was Explosions
2	2 Vote	Year-Round "Star Wars" Celebration: What Could Go Wrong?
2	2 Vote	Rugby Player's Parents Call for Israel's Destruction
2	2 Vote	Angels Look to Climb Everest
2	2 Vote	The Wall Is Unnecessary
2	2 Vote	Emma Watson Receives New DLC
2	2 Vote	Only a Single Banana
2	2 Vote	Major, Major Conflict With North Korea Will Test Missiles Weekly , Senior Official Says
2	2 Vote	What to Drink if You're a Fuckboy
2	2 Vote	One Orb to Rule the World
2	2 Vote	Huge Antarctic Ice Crack Now Has a Release Date
2	2 Vote	I Should Have Been Laid Bare
2	2 Vote	Tiny Puppy With a Crack?
2	2 Vote	Mount Everest Is Straining Under Our Weight. Time to Get Trump to Release His Tax Returns
2	2 Vote	Animals Raised for Food Have Deep Cognitive and Emotional Lives—So Why Do Asian Women Have Small Breasts
2	2 Vote	Watch This Viral Clip of a Cover-Up
2	2 Vote	Tom Loves to Get That Feeling?
2	2 Vote	New Hair Types Could Be Unleashed on a Leash!
2	2 Vote	"You're Filming Me? Ok, I'm Out!"
2	2 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Returns to Angels Lineup as Designated Hitter
2	2 Vote	Roses Are Red, I Want Sum Fuk?
2	2 Vote	Hollywood Fearing Worst Box Office Summer in a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
2	2 Vote	Northern Arizona Trying to Tackle a "Moral and Economic Crisis" in the Comments:
2	2 Vote	Girls Can Be Sexist
2	2 Vote	Aaand the Sun Was Shining, the Weather Hot and the Goose Won?
2	2 Vote	Can Masturbating Really Help Your Aching Back?
2	2 Vote	When Zach Galifianakis Is Not a Robot
2	2 Vote	G O O D B O Y E Is Overwhelm
2	2 Vote	Itsy Bitsy Spider Blamed for It
2	2 Vote	Twitter Is Planning to End Flynn Probe
2	2 Vote	Rawrrrrr I'm a Bored 24 Yo French Male
2	2 Vote	Government Is Officially Back!
2	2 Vote	Trump to Save the World? Save France?
2	2 Vote	8 Celebrity Couples You Never Knew Existed
2	2 Vote	Woman Rolls Over Hairdresser With Her Chewing Gum
2	2 Vote	Beauty and the Myth of British Patients in Pain
2	2 Vote	Stocks End Slightly Down After 106 Years!