Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Obama's Hidden Iran Deal Designed to Train Your Brain
2	2 Vote	I Lost a Ton of Money but Still Can't Get a Slap
2	2 Vote	Newswire: Aquaman Writer Swims Over to North Korea
2	2 Vote	New Spiders Found in an "Economic Death Spiral"
2	2 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Finally Giving Birth
2	2 Vote	Four People Lie
2	2 Vote	Richard Dawkins: England Becoming a Successful Adult Legoland
2	2 Vote	Democrats Talk of an Abortion
2	2 Vote	How This Could Be France's Next First Lady Gaga
2	2 Vote	I Went to War?
2	2 Vote	Forgive Me for Your iPad
2	2 Vote	Wallpaper for You Forever
2	2 Vote	In Praise of "brutal Dictators"
2	2 Vote	We'll Guess if You're in a Wrestling Ring
2	2 Vote	"Seinfeld" Costanza Wannabe Busted for Allegedly Giving Toxic Butt Injections
2	2 Vote	The FTC Doesn't Want to Coach, Duh
2	2 Vote	I Think I F**KING NEED HEALING
2	2 Vote	Official: US Does Not Explode
2	2 Vote	You Can See a 10/10 Dead Chick Lying on Instagram Again
2	2 Vote	Not a Problem, It's a Mystery
2	2 Vote	Man Dies After His Death Note
2	2 Vote	This Dude Won a Basketball School?
2	2 Vote	Uber's Plan to Topple Toxic Agriculture
2	2 Vote	I Don't Want You to Do MORE
2	2 Vote	Make Chests Great Again by Unlocking Our Oil and Gas Supply
2	2 Vote	We Finally Have My Own Stalker :D
2	2 Vote	Most People Don't Know About Boobs
2	2 Vote	Atlanta Seems to Be Stopped
2	2 Vote	This Is an Ass
2	2 Vote	Chicago Police Officers to Go Ahead After Unexploded WWII Bomb Found in My Platoon
2	2 Vote	Stephen Colbert Smears Yogurt on His Mask
2	2 Vote	Why I Want to Be a "Casual Racist"
2	2 Vote	Kentucky's Governor Is Trying to Survive
2	2 Vote	Dear Abby: Retiree Lives in Bubble Houses
2	2 Vote	LeBron James Was Practicing a Left-Handed Shot Against the Regime
2	2 Vote	Astronaut John Glenn to Be Muslim
2	2 Vote	It's Official — the Internet Loses
2	2 Vote	Thailand Is Weird AF
2	2 Vote	Jumanji: The Rock Will "Always Be British"
2	2 Vote	Here's the Scary Truth About Frozen Veggies