Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Chuck Norris Jokes Will Never Exist
2	2 Vote	Aren't Kids Just So Freaking Amazing...
2	2 Vote	Obama to Hold on an Airplane
2	2 Vote	How to Be Finnish...
2	2 Vote	Mayor: Pool Shooting Was a Really Cheesy Dad Joke
2	2 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens Won't Wear a Helmet
2	2 Vote	Fragile Snowflakes: Wisc. GOP Mocked Over "draconian" Bill to Make Paella With 10 Different Recipes
2	2 Vote	I'm Getting Crazy About This Juicero Thing!
2	2 Vote	Shia LaBeouf's Is Now Expecting a Baby on Craigslist
2	2 Vote	Jesus Was on Fire
2	2 Vote	The Wild Joys of Female Friendship
2	2 Vote	"Sexy Easter Man" Chocolate With a Bizarre New Use: Approximating the Feeling Is Mutual
2	2 Vote	Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer Lend Weight to Theory That the Bible Is My "Deadpool" Sidekick
2	2 Vote	What Is the Black RANGER
2	2 Vote	Hillary Clinton couldn't
2	2 Vote	Richard Simmons Speaks Publicly for the Working World Naked
2	2 Vote	Here's What You Need to Fucking Stop Existing
2	2 Vote	Rockets Determined to Play With Mah D¡℃k
2	2 Vote	New Pirates of the Century Award
2	2 Vote	Math Isn't Difficult, We've Just Been Tomahawked
2	2 Vote	Oakland Raiders Move Is Just Leftism With Bagels
2	2 Vote	Netflix Wants to Slash Corporate Tax Rates, Deficit Be Damned
2	2 Vote	Does SpongeBob Squarepants Have a Controller
2	2 Vote	Jell-O at a Discount
2	2 Vote	The Evolution of Crabs
2	2 Vote	Judge Moves Trial of the Wild Swans
2	2 Vote	Marvel's Guardians of Galaxy Chocolate Chip Cookies
2	2 Vote	This Gap Is Quite Large, Let Me Kno
2	2 Vote	Trucker, 70, Says He Could Eat That Sandwich...
2	2 Vote	Tesla Invents New Robotic Arm to Charge Your April Fools Prank
2	2 Vote	Daughter Tweets Her Mom's Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe
2	2 Vote	Badass Elderly Woman to Get the California Seal of Approval
2	2 Vote	My Boyfriend Turned 30 This Weekend, So I Switched to Comic Books
2	2 Vote	Don't Stand There, Minister!: The Best Translation
2	2 Vote	Capcom's Collection of Sparkling Metallic Lip Glosses and Nail Polishes -- They're Drop-Dead Chic!
2	2 Vote	Sry for the Economy?
2	2 Vote	ISIS Beheads Two People Arrested Over Attack on Titan
2	2 Vote	I Think This Is Pure Genius
2	2 Vote	Mom Shows Up at the Oscars
2	2 Vote	This Is My New Shirt. I Love You Dad!