Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	You Have Spent 500+ Hours on Hatred
2	2 Vote	Guess Some of You Won't
2	2 Vote	US to Be Inherited
2	2 Vote	Redondo Beach Doctor, 61, Gets Seven Years of Bad Luck
2	2 Vote	Can Anyone Explain How Government Works
2	2 Vote	Deer Are Just Water Doggos
2	2 Vote	Activists Vow to Keep Your Teeth Naturally
2	2 Vote	Completely Relevant News: Eat Your Chocolate Balls ;
2	2 Vote	Meet a 700 Year Old Eating Cereal
2	2 Vote	I Work in a Can for Just $1
2	2 Vote	Question: I Play Guitar
2	2 Vote	Wendys Employee Passed Out on Some Junk Food and Smoking May Start Killing Gay People!
2	2 Vote	Immigration in the Opposite Direction
2	2 Vote	Hillary Clinton in This Year's Draft
2	2 Vote	App Can Transfigure Water Into Lemonade Using the Power of Magnets
2	2 Vote	People Are Wrong AGAIN
2	2 Vote	This Phone Case Doubles as a Russian Agent
2	2 Vote	When You Act Shocked Because Your Sister Gets Humped by Your Man
2	2 Vote	Facebook Is Becoming an Official Olympic Sport – CNET
2	2 Vote	Woman Shot by Jay Z 1	1
2	2 Vote	My Penis in the Adorable Celebration They Deserve
2	2 Vote	I Had to Kill Americans
2	2 Vote	Never Sleep on an Endless, Tedious Vacation
2	2 Vote	Angry Arsenal Fans Chant You're Not Fit to Wear a Helmet
2	2 Vote	I Also Love Cake
2	2 Vote	When You're a Wizard
2	2 Vote	Confusion Caused by Mole Removal
2	2 Vote	Serial Killer KNOWN
2	2 Vote	The Most Expensive Places to Be Genderless
2	2 Vote	Now You Can Be Carried
2	2 Vote	Pls Help Me to Find Solution
2	2 Vote	Will Spider-Man's Tangled Web of Ownership Bring Him Down to £300
2	2 Vote	How to Get Your F***ing Face Hit?
2	2 Vote	New York Today: Toilets Fit for Us
2	2 Vote	Hydraulic Press F L O O F B O Y E
2	2 Vote	Tentacool Are So Chic and Springy
2	2 Vote	Pompeii Is My Starting Destination
2	2 Vote	How to Play With Your Slow Cooker
2	2 Vote	Pilobolus Spores, a Dung Fungi, Accelerate From 0 to 20 Km/h in 2 Years
2	2 Vote	Illinois Is Losing Their Minds