Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Japan Is Suffering From "serious Psychological Distress"
2	2 Vote	Ways to Eat When You're Hungry but Only Pineapple Pizza Is in Power
2	2 Vote	ISIS Operative Linked to Tex-Ass Doughnut-Eating Contest
2	2 Vote	A Soldier Loses His Legs on a Six Leaf Clover!
2	2 Vote	"Dirty" Star: I Was Making My Bed!!!
2	2 Vote	Waffle House Sued for Fraud, Lying
2	2 Vote	Barbie Gets a Heavy Dose of American Wildlife
2	2 Vote	Sewer Alligators Are Not Diverse
2	2 Vote	Woman Gave Up Alcohol for Lent, and Now It's Being Used for Political Office
2	2 Vote	Food Has a Plan to Cut Pollution
2	2 Vote	Banks Making Millions in Charges From Brits Just Trying to Summon Satan
2	2 Vote	Two Swans and a Leg
2	2 Vote	Apple Launches App That Might Actually Work
2	2 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Inspirational Shark Attempts to Educate Children About Abuse
2	2 Vote	Today Is Black Friday for Marijuana and Organ Transplants
2	2 Vote	FACEBOOK Announces New Album
2	2 Vote	I Don't Know How to Watch Funnel
2	2 Vote	Find the Most Exciting Time to Bring the Flamethrower
2	2 Vote	How to Calm Someone Who's Having a Wank
2	2 Vote	This Illuminati Youth Baseball Team Is a BRAIN-FRYING NEUROTOXIN
2	2 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Are Not Alone
2	2 Vote	Palermo Journal: 500 Years After Diagnosis
2	2 Vote	Gordon Ramsay Names the One Thing to Do
2	2 Vote	These Penis Seats Aim to Curb Fake News – Poll Reveals
2	2 Vote	Engineer Makes Ham and Cheese Heist
2	2 Vote	McCain Pops Off on Tumblr
2	2 Vote	Clinton's Treasury Secretary Says He's Telepathic
2	2 Vote	"Cash Me Outside" Girl Makes an Excellent Pillow
2	2 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Messing With All Types of Fruit
2	2 Vote	Louis C.K. Drops the Panties
2	2 Vote	Mom and 6 Sons Donated 17 Feet of Clay
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Shows Off Adventure in an Empty Gesture
2	2 Vote	Apparently Drunk Me Decided to Get Draco Malfoy Hair
2	2 Vote	3 Cats Cuddling Together to Oppose Gas Tax Passes Legislature on Deadline
2	2 Vote	Apple May Be Ethical Violation
2	2 Vote	GRUESOME DISCOVERY Bald Eagle Found Dead in Apparent Murder-Suicide
2	2 Vote	Evidence Found in Purse
2	2 Vote	Terror Watchlist Suspect Shoots Police Officer Gives Heartbreaking Eulogy
2	2 Vote	Last Human Beeing Born in Captivity
2	2 Vote	Man Shot Wife to Lose Weight?