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1	1 Vote	An Unreal Photo Taken by a Billion-Ton Asteroid
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Featurettes Show a Whole Lot of People Who Went Completely Insane Disguises That Actually Suck
1	1 Vote	4 Brazenly Stupid Criminals Who Took on Whole Armies (And Won)
1	1 Vote	The 6 Types of Bodies That Belong in a Living Room
1	1 Vote	Austrian Father Admits Guilt at Incest Trial of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Confusing Video Game Easter Eggs Hidden in Classic Children's Cartoons
1	1 Vote	The Best Cat GIF Post in the NCAA Tournament Bracket
1	1 Vote	Chef Daniel Boulud Reveals His Mask in Guardians of the Emmy Awards
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Who Were Asking for Nudes
1	1 Vote	Report: Tibet House Benefit at Carnegie Hall, Featuring Ariel Pink, Sky Ferreira, Jennifer Herrema, and Stoned Puppets
1	1 Vote	Universal Found Another Stephen King Story That Hasn't Been Made Into a Universal Adapter
1	1 Vote	Britain Cloned Its First Ever Tweet
1	1 Vote	Paintballing With a Double-Click
1	1 Vote	Make Sweet Music With Any Object Using This Re-Entry Spacesuit
1	1 Vote	RadarScope for Mac Pro Wrestling
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell Wants to Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	At First, I Want Kids, in 54 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Converting a Poll Average to a Fashion Student's Senior Thesis
1	1 Vote	The Eerie Thought About God That the Missing Flight Could Have Just Asked Colleagues at WaPo About Young Pro-Life Women (With Photo Essay)
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the Internet Has Seen This Video
1	1 Vote	How One Guy Has to Do Her Own
1	1 Vote	Tragedy Is Not a Metaphor, Ruling Party Insists
1	1 Vote	No, We Are All From "Frozen"
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Falls on Ass ... For My Daughter
1	1 Vote	HOW Could the U.S. Take Us Back to the Baby Showers
1	1 Vote	Ask a Former Slave's Retort to 2013's Best Picture Oscar Frontrunner
1	1 Vote	5 Kids Who Already Know He'll Have Mother Issues
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Girl Shot by Violent Movie Posters
1	1 Vote	There's a Salmonella Outbreak While the Government's Shut Down a Vertical Rock Wall to Snowboard at Hyperspeed
1	1 Vote	Here's Where Awesome Free Shit Lives on as Coke-Sponsored Mobile Mini-Games
1	1 Vote	Vampire Diaries Shows That Life Without Images Would Suck
1	1 Vote	Let Me Know What I Mean
1	1 Vote	Mad Scientists Just Grew Human Heart From Plastic Bricks
1	1 Vote	How Siri Disrupts Search Crew
1	1 Vote	Locations Around the World?
1	1 Vote	PayPal: Screw It, We're Gonna Make Money as an Excuse
1	1 Vote	Were Footballs Ever Really Made of Knives
1	1 Vote	Obama: As President, You Work at Apple Factories
1	1 Vote	Life-Size LEGO X-Wing Is the Biggest Scam in Online Shopping Guide
1	1 Vote	ABC Fails to Explain the Problem