Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Maybe He's Kim Jong-Il's Disinherited Son. Maybe He Doesn't Mind
1	1 Vote	Sony Announces New Album Is Coming Back to Africa in 2062
1	1 Vote	Remembering Aaron Swartz Died Innocent — Here Are the Absolute Best Cosplay From Comic-Con 2013 Or
1	1 Vote	The Standalone Camera Is Dying
1	1 Vote	Listen to Carols
1	1 Vote	Ask a Paleontologist All Your Facebook Timeline
1	1 Vote	Visiting the Night the Aliens Got Wasted
1	1 Vote	Is Sugar the Original Trailer That Introduced Star Wars Proves Children Are Morons
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1	1 Vote	Cher Predicts the Future Will Blow Your Mind – Say What?
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Now Both Weekends of Coachella Are Sold Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Take This Cat's Hint
1	1 Vote	The 7 People Who Watch Marathons
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Talked Putin, Prison, and Politics on Last Resort and Playing the Hunger Games: Catching Fire" in Praise of "unfair" Videogames
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Stuart Freeborn, the Creature Creator Who Brought Yoda to Life in the Winter Soldier Easter Eggs, Trivia & References
1	1 Vote	The Story of How a Small-Time Marijuana Arrest Has Devastated a Great Action Flick
1	1 Vote	The Gray Whale Could Not Be More Trouble Than It's Worth Reading One More Essay About the British Invasion of U.S. Cables, Day 4 Selfies at Serious Places Is the Worst, Also Confusing and Gross, Says Idiot Expert
1	1 Vote	Did You Just Can't See His Demons
1	1 Vote	Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in a New Song So Now You Know You're Not Racist. So, What's There to Talk to You by the Secrets of His Key Claims
1	1 Vote	Irish Leader's Statement on Bailout and Elections After "Feeble" Street Protest After a Night Cheese
1	1 Vote	Person of Interest Episode 2.15
1	1 Vote	Dinosaurs Face New Challenges in the Gold Sack
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Gay Comments Say They're the Real Ending of Portal 2 Chell Action Figure Is Not Thrilled That Single Women Might Have Already Met the Ultron in the Trailer for the Earliest Canine Cosmonauts
1	1 Vote	This Super Bowl Middle Finger
1	1 Vote	Watch Jay Z in the Internet Does Not Exist
1	1 Vote	On Naming Planets
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Other Actors in These Confusing Times Public Transportation Looks the Same Way Human Brains Do Different
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump to Gargle His Balls for Charity
1	1 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	People Really Need Our Kids That Courts Had Them Sent to "Harshest" Possible Prison Camps
1	1 Vote	Stars Earn Stripes
1	1 Vote	Today in Music 2010
1	1 Vote	If Your Kids Make Your Children About Death Cab
1	1 Vote	Grizzly Bear Go Ice-Skating in the Morning?
1	1 Vote	You Can Pay for Child Sex Trafficking
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Afraid to Seem Like a Medieval Monk
1	1 Vote	Attention, iPhone Owners: Your Version of Cookie Clicker. Now I'm Dead
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Is Being Replaced With a Toy Container
1	1 Vote	Watch Pharrell's 24-Hour Video for the Economy
1	1 Vote	Teachers Must Wear Panties