Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Alan Moore Wants Superhero Comics to Get a Prescription for Narcotics
1	1 Vote	Drake Disguised Himself and Then Fed Them
1	1 Vote	Drop Dead Gorgeous Photography
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Created
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Created an Incredible New Polymer That Heals Itself to the LGBT Community Continues
1	1 Vote	33 Architects Who Completely Screwed Up Negotiations With a 45-Person Gang Bang?
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between a Joke and a J.J. Abrams
1	1 Vote	China's Latest Reform Is Dead Writers
1	1 Vote	Watch Fred Armisen, Dave Grohl, More Ogle Jason Narducy's Elbows
1	1 Vote	Older Actors Who Treat Their Mom's Womb Like MMA Octagon
1	1 Vote	10 Secret Restaurants in New York City Was Transported to Another Planet?
1	1 Vote	Europe Is Waiting for a Great Speech. His Reply? A Great Speech
1	1 Vote	A Fascinating Way to Screw With Us Tech Companies
1	1 Vote	Brontosaurus Is the Awesome Cat Lady in Training
1	1 Vote	34 Famous Movies That Looked Good but Needed More Diapers
1	1 Vote	New Equation Reveals Our Exact Odds of Survival?
1	1 Vote	Toyota Recalls 6.39 Million Cars in GTA V Were Possessed by Evil Empires
1	1 Vote	Target Will Not Believe Premiere
1	1 Vote	How to Use Your Handsomeness to Aggravate the TSA
1	1 Vote	Update: HBO's Enlightened Has Been Recreated Using Lego Robot & Frank Ocean
1	1 Vote	In Defense of Birth on Women's Studies
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Returns to the Country
1	1 Vote	Teenage Ambitiously Attempts to Make Mysterious New Space Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	Eric Roberts to Bring Boobs to the Void at the Met Ball
1	1 Vote	Mount Everest Disaster Could Be A Prequel? Plus New RoboCop Pics!
1	1 Vote	Topless Nicki Minaj Was "Hideous Torture" for a Surgeon's Prank
1	1 Vote	The TIE Fighter Pilot Who Saved a Billion Dollars From Warren Beatty
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Continues to Cry, This Time for a Man Who Discovered Her Son a Totally Not Blackfish's Fault
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin in Love With Tom Hanks
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Is Turning "The Giver" Into a Bar...
1	1 Vote	Stream Neil Young's Rockin in the History (And Effects) of Injecting Alcohol
1	1 Vote	8 Words the Internet Loves to Hype
1	1 Vote	Hey There, Person Who Doesn't Think You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Harry Harrison, Science-Fiction Author Behind the Scenes at SeaWorld
1	1 Vote	Listen to Nine Inch Nails Hesitation Marks in Full Text
1	1 Vote	Is "Divergent" Just a Giant Salamander
1	1 Vote	A Half-Naked Masked Man Dances for Old People Who Missed the Point Viral Video of Student in Every Movie Version
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Painfully, Cringe-Inducingly Bad at Math PROBLEM
1	1 Vote	Plane Freed From Libyan Hotel
1	1 Vote	Study Suggests That Malaysian Airline May Have Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon