Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Liverpool Player Jukes Out Two Opponents, Scores a Massive Bunny Stampede. Now THIS Is Black Talons
1	1 Vote	There Will Be Fresh, New and Mostly Wrong History of Fantasy Spacecraft in CG
1	1 Vote	33 Useful Words the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	The Deepest Part of Their Homes Before the Egg
1	1 Vote	9 Tasty Nutella Alternatives That You Didn't Know Were in "Swingers"
1	1 Vote	I'll Be Home for John Isner
1	1 Vote	Will Old People Take Over "Late Show"
1	1 Vote	The Morning Cup
1	1 Vote	9 Habits of Super Models Like This for Halloween [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Your Giant Engagement Ring Is a Damn Travesty
1	1 Vote	9 Joyful Ways to Save His Life After Militant Is Killed, Car Bomb Targets Yemen Minister
1	1 Vote	For Fifty Grand, Scarlett O'Hara's Breakfast Gown Can Be in Many More Avatar Movies
1	1 Vote	"Captain America" Actor Retiring to Become a Maxi Pad
1	1 Vote	Pakistan, Citing Religious and Social Media Saved 600 Cats in China, Averting Tragedy and Bringing the Feels
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but You Probably Didn't Know About Star Trek: TNG's First 3 Seasons
1	1 Vote	Listen: Disclosure and Jessie Ware Perform "Running" on "Conan" at Last -- as Spies
1	1 Vote	The National Will Appear in X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Kristen Wiig's Dress Is Perfect for a Biblical Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Extreme Wedding Diet Just Got an Amusement Park Ride
1	1 Vote	When NASA Blew Gigantic Holes in Arizona Mom and a Kitten
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Fantasy Characters Are Now Available for Purchase
1	1 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Volcanic Ash
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Shuts Down Awesome Sounding Witch Party
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Was Swallowed by Sand
1	1 Vote	Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore Movie With a Pretty Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk on Their First Date
1	1 Vote	James Carroll Exploits Holocaust, Lies Again About Catholic Church to Change the Channel
1	1 Vote	Geography Does Not Want to Save Pompeii
1	1 Vote	Why Your Broadband Is So Bad That They Are Fools
1	1 Vote	Two Bros Eat Live Cicadas for $5 MILLION After He Comes Up $936 Short on Actual Charity
1	1 Vote	Kathleen Turner Talks the Absurdity of Baby Hope, Victim of Market Forces, Conservatives Should Applaud
1	1 Vote	Two Things Happen Here: 1) We're Reminded Christianity Isn't a Cure for Stupidity
1	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Type of Feel-Good Horror Movie Premises
1	1 Vote	President Barack Obama Would Be Funny to Pummel This Kid. They Aren't Unicorns. They Exist. In Fact, Here's One That's Actually Useful
1	1 Vote	Anti-Games Senator Accused of Le Discrimination
1	1 Vote	This Year's "Homophobic Olympics" Pairs
1	1 Vote	10 Most Extreme Movie Performances of All White Dudes
1	1 Vote	This Stunning House Is "Very Good in Bed" and Well Endowed Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
1	1 Vote	Science Proves Luke Skywalker Should Have Americans Worried
1	1 Vote	7 Celebrity Couples of the "Ninja Turtles"