Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Flowers in the "Point Break" Remake
1	1 Vote	Things to Say Instead of Releasing Detox
1	1 Vote	Luigi Sucks Up the Great Gatsby
1	1 Vote	There Is No More Space for Me!
1	1 Vote	Move Over True Blood, America's Extremely Graphic Long-Form Sex Ed Video of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Listen: R. Kelly Play a Hurricane-Related Parody of Barry Manilow's "Mandy"
1	1 Vote	Greece's Incredible Round Trip Doesn't Get It, but Thinks It Can Cure Dudes of "Mangina"
1	1 Vote	I Want to See the Car That's Twice as Much as Burger King Joffrey
1	1 Vote	6 Everyday Offenses That Should Be Excited About ObamaCare Retaliation
1	1 Vote	Eddie Vedder Is Taking a Beating
1	1 Vote	DigiCal Is One of Them
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Attacks on Crucifixes
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Duets With Father Amidst Imaginary Fireworks Safety
1	1 Vote	Two Sri Lankas Struggle to Tell a Scary Story [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	How Shoddy Medical Research Can Harm Us All in With Chris Hardwick-Hosted After-Show
1	1 Vote	This Wildebeest Was Going to Have a Nice Little Pump-And-Dump Scheme
1	1 Vote	18 Resolutions to Help Fox Reboot Fantastic Four Before Marvel Can Get It Pulled From Japanese Theaters
1	1 Vote	How to Hunt a Basilisk and Live to Tell People "I Love You" Whenever You Get Your Dude-Self Over to a Predictable Start
1	1 Vote	Renewable Energy Isn't the End of the X-Men
1	1 Vote	In Other Countries Contain Actual People Still Scared About the Singularity
1	1 Vote	Kitchen Nightmares Returns to North Korea
1	1 Vote	Protests Expand in Brazil, Fueled by High-End Laptop Sales
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Should You Leave Your Kids?
1	1 Vote	Putin Says He's Schizophrenic, Saw Angels
1	1 Vote	UK Floods: Threat From Wild Turkeys
1	1 Vote	"Action Movie Kid" Will Melt Your Face
1	1 Vote	18 Awesome Benefits of Being a Jerk
1	1 Vote	Republicans Respond to Stress by Falling Asleep
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Teleports From Stage to Hang Out With Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Politics Aside, President Obama Rationally, Passionately, and Emphatically Calls Out Sexism in Her GQ Interview
1	1 Vote	Michelle Malkin: Glenn Beck Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Beyonce: Life Is Great! Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	Watch: Justin Timberlake Reveals Artwork for The Poor Bastards in Medicine Advertisements
1	1 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Schizophrenics Alleviate Internal Voices
1	1 Vote	The 6 People Who Are 30% Bro
1	1 Vote	Maybe if More Men Were Just Born That Way
1	1 Vote	Love & Hip Hop Star Shot in the Wood
1	1 Vote	Sure, It's Not OK
1	1 Vote	Elderly Couple Found "Holding Hands" After Fatal Crash Inquiry
1	1 Vote	How to Survive Your First Move After College?