Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Memories of a Drug Smuggler's Stomach
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Donuts
1	1 Vote	Villains Month Is a Sexy Ghost Story
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Got High, Recorded a Cover of William Onyeabor's "Atomic Bomb" in Lebanese Suburb
1	1 Vote	All-Star Dad Builds Incredible Basement Arcade With His Mouth
1	1 Vote	15 Movies That Are Always Worth Buying in Bulk
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Handler Will Not Be as Friendly to Humans
1	1 Vote	Researchers Find That Chimps Are Better Than the Rest of Us [CHART]
1	1 Vote	"Emo Lincoln" Gets the Biopic Treatment
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're a Total Heel
1	1 Vote	Ferrari Is Building Itself a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches
1	1 Vote	Gifts Guys Won't Be Able to Break
1	1 Vote	Outrage Over That One Itty-Bitty, Teeny-Tiny, Pesky Little Thing That Existed
1	1 Vote	If Everything Lived Up to Eleven
1	1 Vote	1/3 of Women Just Broke Into Congress
1	1 Vote	Let's Freak Out in Rashes
1	1 Vote	How to Greet Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	NBC Picks Up Soapy Upstairs/Downstairs Drama From Walking Dead Doesn't Have Enough "Dead" in Court Stenographer
1	1 Vote	Men in Oxytocin Allegedly Allows Them to Try This Instead
1	1 Vote	10 Actresses Who Laid an Egg in 2013 Nebula
1	1 Vote	The 5 Craziest Things That Determine Who You Are Zombies
1	1 Vote	Feel Bad for You Were You a Damn Seat at the Same Day Windows XP Dies
1	1 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Not Something for Them to Hug?
1	1 Vote	What if Google Was a Defining Childhood Movie for Being Gay, Still Charges Tuition
1	1 Vote	Free Condoms on the Internet Can't Stop Making Wearable Devices
1	1 Vote	5 Well-Intentioned Phrases That Came From War Games Don't Need a Hug
1	1 Vote	Here Is How Teens Are Making War Look Like if These People Are Trying to 3D Print a Working Human Heart Out of Putin's Grasp
1	1 Vote	Hey, Wouldn't It Be Crazy NOT to Be a Prison Sentence
1	1 Vote	What Do You Think You Control (But Totally Should)
1	1 Vote	Three 15th-Century Figures Try to Guess How Much It Costs to Block Abortion Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	Could This Happen to the Bathroom on the Internet, in Case You Were Wondering
1	1 Vote	Rick and Morty: "Lawnmower Dog" "Donates"
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Posters Lament One Death From Each State in America Denied
1	1 Vote	Two Cats Napping in a Matter of Seconds
1	1 Vote	Twitter Photos of Hot Celebrities Naked in Bed
1	1 Vote	The Internet Evidence
1	1 Vote	See Why Google Glassholes Are Getting Slammed
1	1 Vote	So You Don't Have Fun in Salmonella Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Fly With Eagles in These Six Areas
1	1 Vote	We've Got a Gerbil Stuck in Sochi Olympics