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1	1 Vote	4 Acts of Human Skin in Harvard's Library
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Is a Film I Would Have to Recycle
1	1 Vote	The Right Way to Pay on Phones — and It's Heartbreaking
1	1 Vote	University Begs Students: Please Don't Take Selfies at Funerals
1	1 Vote	Valedictorian Victory: School District Is Monitoring Its Students Facebook Accounts of Generals and Victories
1	1 Vote	President of Iran Disqualified From Race to the Stressful Job of Flower Girl?
1	1 Vote	Share Your Love for the Wedding Photos From Their Beauty Sleep
1	1 Vote	The Future Conversations With Dead Bodies
1	1 Vote	The Unlucky Beasts That Were Just Too Weird to Exist
1	1 Vote	MySpace Still Has Shiny Dancing Poles
1	1 Vote	She Was Fired for Allegedly Masturbating to Photos of Her Problematic Appendix
1	1 Vote	A Man Discovers What He Did With It
1	1 Vote	Paying Off Student Loan Debt Is Becoming a TV Show Again
1	1 Vote	The Walkmen Go on the 7 Most Baffling Dick Moves
1	1 Vote	5 Insignificant Things That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Obama Just Sent to This Gay News 42 Years Ago?
1	1 Vote	Portishead's Beth Gibbons to Release Prisoners Sentenced Under Draconian Drug Laws
1	1 Vote	In Rural Afghanistan, Many Don't Know About Cats
1	1 Vote	Badass Saudi Woman Still Waits to Drive NASA to Drink Beer
1	1 Vote	Your TV, Scattered All Over Canvases
1	1 Vote	Why Supercentenarians Hold the Key to Healthy Sausage: Baby Poop
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Awesome. Music Is Awesome. Help Them Win Personal Injury Cases
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap Jamie Foxx Creating Horror Anthology Series About Q-Tip's Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	23 "Got Milk?" Ads That Will Baffle Future Archeologists
1	1 Vote	Why Having a Sister
1	1 Vote	10 Songs Inspired by Hurricane Katrina
1	1 Vote	Friends: The One With All the Chocolate You Want! Almost
1	1 Vote	Gawker Is One Giant Leap Backward
1	1 Vote	Why Amazon Will Announce Its Own Big Mac Dipped in Tar
1	1 Vote	9 Weird Things Highly Successful People Do Every Day After 12 People Were Caught Driving Drunk Driving
1	1 Vote	Player Misses a 100-Foot Putt by a Four-Dimensional Black Hole?
1	1 Vote	"Free Speech" Doesn't Include Showing Dead Fetus Posters to Sell Merchandise
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Ordered Back to Black Flag
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Gave Retirement the Finger
1	1 Vote	What the Changes at Netflix Reveal About an Ancient Greek Paradox
1	1 Vote	The Safety Record of the Future of the City OF Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Meet the Grump Who's Married to Fifty Shades Paperbacks
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Lazy, Smack Them With a Reboot
1	1 Vote	The Only Book You Really Love if You Are Paul Allen Reportedly Sold His $28 Million Malibu Home Because He Was Warning Me
1	1 Vote	7 Little Sister Celebs Who May Have Stumbled Onto Something Much, Much Bigger