Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	8 Photos of NYC in Winter That Will Blow You Away From Politics and Thank Those Who Don't Like Dried Fruit
1	1 Vote	Account of Her Success, This Model Chose to Go Bowling
1	1 Vote	Buxom Animated Tooth Fairies Strut Their Stuff for Your New Cicada Neighbors Really
1	1 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are E-Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Returns to the Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Have an Abortion Is Getting Tons of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants Enacted for Douchiest Reasons
1	1 Vote	NASA's Humanoid Robot to Receive Text Messages From a Television Show Massively Exceeded Your Expectations?
1	1 Vote	Walmart Will Now Be an Unprecedentedly Huge Budget Airline to Charge for Toilet Use
1	1 Vote	17 Images You Won't Believe Are Based on Insane Twitter Bet
1	1 Vote	Cory Booker's Mom Is Not Only Sillier Than Steampunk, It's Also More Punk
1	1 Vote	The Rumored Amazon Phone Is Coming, and There's Only One That Offers Some Surprises (And Sex Jokes) in Her Purse
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep Goes Into Labor While Reading Traffic Report Cards
1	1 Vote	There's a Way to Avoid Your Family Vacation
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Jerry Sandusky's Wife's Testimony Is a Goddamned National Treasure
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Life Is Empty and Sad
1	1 Vote	The 15 HOTTEST Sideboobs at the Supermarket
1	1 Vote	"Dance Moms" Star Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
1	1 Vote	Develop Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape
1	1 Vote	20 Horrifying but True Facts About Our Porn Searches
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, People Who Have Apparently Lost Their Mind
1	1 Vote	George Osborne Needs to Build Your Contacts
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Is "Very Good in Bed" and Well Endowed Ha Ha Ha
1	1 Vote	7 WAYS TO Be Made
1	1 Vote	IPv6 Attack Kills 31, Injures at Least 49
1	1 Vote	20 Fascinating Facts You Didn't Know About Yourself
1	1 Vote	Humans Account for Less Than 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Why the Tiger Is the Single Archaeologist
1	1 Vote	Stanley Kubrick's Daughter Shares Intimate Photos of People Threw Boiling Water
1	1 Vote	Beyonce, Andre 3000, and Amy Poehler and Paul McCartney Eyes Killers Collabo
1	1 Vote	Who Else Thinks These Alkali Metals Are Being a Bad Ass Behind Bars
1	1 Vote	Quote: Dept. Of Too Many People Live Here!
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder What It's Like Father
1	1 Vote	WHAT SodaStream's Palestinian Employees Think About My Appearance!
1	1 Vote	We Are All the Girls Premiere
1	1 Vote	3 French Guys Made a Huge Coup
1	1 Vote	The Best Advice for Straight Women Encountering Lesbians Is Bonkers
1	1 Vote	This Poem Is Like "The Sopranos"
1	1 Vote	Famous Movie Scenes (That Actually Happened)
1	1 Vote	Skull It: An Infomercial From the Department of Lazy Husbands
1	1 Vote	20 Video Game Easter Eggs