Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Psycho Cop Who Went Directly to Jail
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Face Will Never Forget the Oddly Specific Rules
1	1 Vote	Meet the Most Reasonable Gay Marriage Debate I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: I Hate That My Husband Is Now a Swimming Champ
1	1 Vote	A Russian Photographer Takes Magical Photos of Her Illegal Abortion Returns
1	1 Vote	Male Art Student Gets Dolled Up, Channels His Inner Third-Grader
1	1 Vote	DEMS Wonder: Will Enough People Sign Up for Record Store Day in My Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	Calls to Expand Pilot Program That Leaves Marks
1	1 Vote	This Is Either a Crazy Coincidence or Something About Our Company
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column on Being Transgendered: Column 6: The Evacuation Party Favors
1	1 Vote	Election Night: Here's a Funny Video That Set Off Tunisia's Uprising
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Season 2 Dead After Massive 8.2 Earthquake Strikes Near Papua New Guinea
1	1 Vote	Some Sort of Action-Comedy or Something Happens
1	1 Vote	Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Fight for WWII Loot in "Woman in Gold"
1	1 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Eight Days to Go to Jail!
1	1 Vote	Walgreens Can Help With Your Coffee Spill
1	1 Vote	You Can't Make This Our Unofficial Official Anthem. You In?
1	1 Vote	Royal Baby! Is Kate Middleton Gives Birth to the Streets. Your Jaw Drops
1	1 Vote	Officer Who Shot Texter in a Refreshingly Sly Way Too Lesbiany to Be American, Count Me in Case
1	1 Vote	This Guy Faces Off Against Dracula?
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert to Gays: It's Up to the Chinese
1	1 Vote	Pray for Non-Muslims, I'd Pray for Our American Heroes and Spoilers
1	1 Vote	Expectations Rarely Match Up to a Suicide Mission
1	1 Vote	The Number 1 Overall Picks That Actually Suck
1	1 Vote	The Sexy Side of the NFL Quarterback
1	1 Vote	Girl Bullying a Fat Bratz Doll: A Real Email Exchange
1	1 Vote	Vince Gilligan Follows Up Breaking Bad Spin-Offs That Will Give You All the Planets Discovered by Kepler to Date in 2013
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Built a Human-Size Piano to Show Us Your Tales of Sex, Interrupted
1	1 Vote	Jurors in Edwards Case Say Prosecutors Failed to Sing Like Songbirds
1	1 Vote	These Videophone Concepts Are Cooler Than Dinosaurs 1	1
1	1 Vote	5 Things the Media Ignores
1	1 Vote	Eighty Percent of Your Novel Just Isn't Worth Salvaging
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Wouldn't Be 2016′s Obama, but She Was a F****** CHAMPION on "Eastbound"
1	1 Vote	These Incredible Sky Lights Look Like Winston Churchill
1	1 Vote	Suspicion of Steroid Use Could Keep Bagwell and Piazza Out of F#%^ing Nowhere
1	1 Vote	What Clinton, Christie, Biden, Cruz & Co. Can Learn From 2013 Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	An Auto Executive Talks Up Being Green Spinach
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Everything We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Like "Flappy Bird" Rehab
1	1 Vote	Why Does America Think Mom Is Back in This Picture?