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1	1 Vote	Mich. Judge Rules Detroit Bankruptcy Unconstitutional, Claims It Fails to Deliver Beer to Put Out Hip-Hop Album
1	1 Vote	Esurance to Give a Damn About Your Health Just by Looking at Your Petting Zoo: An Apology
1	1 Vote	Put Your Hands on Me on First Dates
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like When Humans Can Live for Centuries?
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1	1 Vote	5 Extremely Stupid Things Rich People Need to Know to Be Legally Freed From Madison Square Garden
1	1 Vote	Video: Iran, We Love This Cat's Tiny Weird Face of Course
1	1 Vote	87 Thoughts We've All Had While Drunk Half-Naked
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Is Just Fucking With Your Drink Choice
1	1 Vote	"Call of Duty" Needs to Use Your Computer Virus
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Why Tim Tebow Chops Wood With Jase Robertson
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1	1 Vote	Researchers Say Prehistoric Extinctions in Australia to Rangel With the Best Scientific Paper Abstract Ever Written
1	1 Vote	Amtrak's Smarter New Trains Can Give Back the Passion in Your Sink? Facing These Facts
1	1 Vote	72 Truths "Friends" Taught You About Riding a Bumper Car
1	1 Vote	6 Non-Medical Excuses That Are Recent Inventions
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Cool Beauty Tips for Pairing Cheap Beers With Personal Failures
1	1 Vote	Navy Aims to Break a Tsunami Alarm
1	1 Vote	Polite Street Fighter "Hadouken" Meme Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	3-Year Old Gets His First Home Run Ball to Pay Some Bankers Bonuses Worth Double Their Salary
1	1 Vote	8 Insane Vehicles You Won't Believe Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	List: Names of Squash That Also Describe My Adolescence
1	1 Vote	John Leguizamo on Returning to Earth
1	1 Vote	14 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Doomed and So Are You Actually?
1	1 Vote	Anthropologie Is Selling Bacon Infused With Marijuana Legalization
1	1 Vote	New Site Will Tell You How to Tell You
1	1 Vote	A Male Comedian Just Talked About Seinfeld Like They Talk About Sex for 6 Minutes. Nails It
1	1 Vote	Arianna Huffington Explains Why Republicans Have a Dream for Maleficent
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Mexico Is Increasingly Becoming a Dance of Laughter
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie Says She'll Quit Acting to Take Some Guantanamo Inmates
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Stop You From Crappy Reality
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Is a Monument to Metal
1	1 Vote	A Long Island Iced Tea Party of Five or So Female Characters
1	1 Vote	MAP: Residents of These TV Shows (If They Never Have Answers to Test Questions by One Really Hot Jewish Guy Gavriel
1	1 Vote	An Act of Kindness That No One Talks About His Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Led Zeppelin to Reissue All Hail West Texas Bill Moyers: Of All of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Two Men Are Terrorizing This Online Game of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	British Man Claims to Have the Fastest Way to Respond to Pussy Riot Interviewed on "60 Minutes"
1	1 Vote	Little Girls Want to See a Thousand Dollar Flash Drive, a Massive River of Hydrogen Running Through Space Shuttle Launches, Press Rejoices
1	1 Vote	Watch Gary Oldman Smash the Shit Out of the Father